Intimacy: Foot-in-mouth syndrome

Foot-in-mouth syndrome

By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 12:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy I liked at work. He was flirting with me, and everything was going great, I was so happy, until he started talking non-stop about the extent of his foot fetish. FML

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By Me - 31/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be about something pleasant. I was completely wrong. It was about the guy who sits in front of me and his masturbation problem. FML

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By Redfaced - 15/05/2013 16:54 - United Kingdom - Walsall

Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML

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Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML

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By cherry - 10/04/2009 09:43 - Australia

Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML

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By workhoe - 20/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2012 02:49 - Canada - Regina

Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML

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Wikifeet champion

By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 05:44 - United States

Today, after about a year of keeping it a secret from my girlfriend, I told her about my foot fetish. She said "EWWWWWWWW!" and left. She's ignoring my calls and has changed her relationship status to single on Facebook. FML

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Rexx 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 19:16

Give the man a footjob then

rety1 13

Wednesday 26 May 2010 19:21

so? you know that a foot fetish is the worlds most common fetish that doesn't have anything to do with a sexual part of the body.

Comments

tigger0jk 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 10:19

If you like him is the fact that he likes your feet really UNBEARABLE?

Cwissy 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 10:34

when a guy talks about his fetishes hen flirting is a good time to walk away. just sayin

johnlocke2342_fml 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 11:20

i do have a giantess fetish. For those who don't know, it means i'm aroused by giant girls. i don't know where it comes from but it's usually caused by a foot fetish that I don't have. I even think feet are gross.

jarex 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 16:55

he was probably saying that to creep you out so you would STOP hitting on him.

jaymee13 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 17:27

43 fetishes aren't too bad as long as they're not like ridiculous.. like I have a car fetish and guys think that's hot

JokeMeister 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 18:37

Better now than later. You dodged a bullet. Congratulations!

elijahking04 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 23:00

don trip on a dudes fetish. maybe if you actually like him as much as you say you do you can experiment with it and explore new sexual pleasures that you may very well like i have this fetish and i think that it just elevates the amount of things i and my girlfriend can experiment with. be safe kids

roundnproud 7

Friday 28 May 2010 2:21

I have a foot fetish. But they have to be clean! Dirty feet are disgusting. And for whatever reason the nails must be painted as well. It's interesting considering I grew up as a real podophobe.