Love: Foot in mouth

Foot in mouth

By FootInMouth - 20/01/2015 19:16 - South Africa

Today, I made fun of a friend at a dinner party after he forgot to put his engagement ring on. It turned out his fiancée actually ended the engagement last week, and everyone thinks I was being spiteful just because the girl is my ex. FML

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By llord - 24/08/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

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Doomed

By SweptWolf - 06/06/2020 23:02

Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML

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By brokeandsingle - 29/01/2012 09:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML

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By lebowski101 - 03/11/2011 01:45 - Canada

Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 09:58 - United States - Asheville

Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML

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By Unreality - 26/01/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML

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Not the one

By LOSER - 23/05/2022 00:00

Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML

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You deserved it 130

Freudian slip

By Daria_Weiner - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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Face the facts

By Anonymous - 31/05/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I called off my engagement with my now ex-girlfriend. Yesterday, while drunk at a get-together with all our friends, she admitted she's still in love with her best friend, and only went out with me to forget about him, but is still pining for him anyway. She doesn't understand why that factoid might upset me. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:20

No, no foot in mouth. You didn't know they ended it, and you probably would've said the said thing if it were any other girl anyway.

helloboyzder 13

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:22

I don't see the YDI in this, how would OP just magically know why the person wasn't wearing his ring?

Comments

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:20

No, no foot in mouth. You didn't know they ended it, and you probably would've said the said thing if it were any other girl anyway.

mschmuty_fml 19

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:20

if this happen in the last couple days then your life sucks. if he was dumped a week before then you may deserve it

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:32

If he'd known, it'd be a YDI.

Murfeman 5

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:22

It's not your fault nobody told you, apologize and tell him you didn't know. Problem solved.

helloboyzder 13

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:22

I don't see the YDI in this, how would OP just magically know why the person wasn't wearing his ring?

meggieeeee92 27

Wednesday 21 January 2015 3:00

I am curious as to why the friend had an engagement ring. I mean it's not traditional for males to wear an engagement ring. So it is weird to notice that.

rachb007 11

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:22

I've never known a man to wear an engagement ring.

Kiki242 19

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:22

Damn, I feel bad for him. how come you're finding out so late?

VynaVail 12

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:24

HIS engagement ring?

marcranger 28

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:29

Yes...? Is this a problem?

VynaVail 12

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:34

Yes. It is. Men don't wear engagement rings.

mfmylifesrsly 29

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:38

11, most men don't, but nothing is wrong if a man wants to wear one.

feven 32

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:40

It's not common, but it does happen.

lochiamochia 25

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:31

This needs a follow-up. Dependent upon what you said and how you said it you could have very well deserved. We don't know why or how you and your ex broke up. There is definitely more to this esp considering it's about an engagement between your ex and a friend of yours.