Fragile

By jballer - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML
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Top comments

skyttlz 32

How didn't you see it? were you going too fast to stop?

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ViolentBears 0

Hey, sometimes they have to be made with the strongest metal known to man. Some people take very large and explosive dumps... And some people like to watch people crash into toilets in the middle of the night.

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alyssa1695 4

ydi for not paying attention to the road

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gammielikeoh 0

I would have crapped in the toilet. but you know, you could always hit it with your car.

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quin01 0

never sitty sitiuation jokes are awesome

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playboyintown 4

i even thought you could propose pipelines to boners idea and make OPs car much confortable to them people ******** on his "car toilet"

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Raditude 0

I'd like to see some pics of that.

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glitchedgamer 0

Were you driving a cardboard box? I pretty sure a car would win against an unsecured toilet.

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