Cars, Accident and Transportation: Fragile - FML

Fragile

By jballer - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML

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skyttlz 32

Tuesday 22 March 2011 23:58

How didn't you see it? were you going too fast to stop?

ViolentBears 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:11

Hey, sometimes they have to be made with the strongest metal known to man. Some people take very large and explosive dumps... And some people like to watch people crash into toilets in the middle of the night.

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ifmlftw 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:49

I need that toilet back please

tabernacle_fml 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:51

to those of you saying op's car is shitty. if the soft tissue of a person can total a car im sure a 75 lb block can do significant damage

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:01

Aren't toilets heavy?

drifterz 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:29

I smell a fake. The only toilets that could do this are in jails. The government buys them and "properly" disposes of them. OP FAIL

zackyp 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:30

I call bs

kinga08 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:31

I think the real FML would be from the person responsible for the toilet being in the middle of the road. How the **** does someone just "leave" a toilet in the road?

brbpeople 4

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:38

i think ur driving is crap.

nickdunbar 8

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:38

dang

drifterz 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:41

If it did happen, I think it sounds like a couple of teens found a toilet. someone was doing a home renovation.

jblovee02 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:41

what possessed you to run into it? YDI

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