Embarrassing, Relatable and Health: Freak out

Freak out

By Brooke - 09/08/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, my skin was turning black, and I believed I was reacting to a spider bite. I spent 4 hours waiting in an emergency room in the middle of the night, paid a $100 copay, and missed a night with my boyfriend just to have a doctor wipe dye from my brand new black jeans off with alcohol. FML

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You deserved it 57 184

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2023 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I rushed to urgent care after suddenly developing a dark spot in the vision of one of my eyes. Long story short, I paid $110 for the doctor to remove an eyelash. FML

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By Manatee - 11/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor. I had a spider bite that had been getting progressively larger for days. I had been putting Neosporin on underneath the bandage that was on it. The doctor saw my wound and laughed. He said the spider bite was no big deal, but that I was allergic to the Neosporin. FML

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You deserved it 9 832

By Widowmaker - 28/11/2012 18:09 - United States - Henderson

Today, I'm recovering in the emergency room. How did I get here? Intoxicated at a coed party, I saw a hole in the host's shed and thought it funny to christen it a "glory-hole", only to be bitten by what may well have been a black widow spider. FML

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You deserved it 48 688

Bailed out

By Why's it so cold in here? - 01/02/2015 18:13 - United States

Today, after getting home from being in the field for a week, my wife who's a nurse, convinced me I had a spider bite on my penis. After rushing to the ER and standing nude in a cold exam room while the ER staff checked me out, I learned it's just an ingrown hair. FML

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You deserved it 2 980

Hypochondriacs of the world unite!

By Jason Brazil - 20/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my wife frantically saying something about her having scabies, and that I had to take her to the ER. It turned out to be eczema. FML

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You deserved it 137

By Why - 18/12/2018 05:00

Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML

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You deserved it 155

By jayne_dhoe - 22/11/2009 07:41 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk and thought it would be funny to spray himself in the face with pepper spray. I was in his drunken firing line too. After him vomiting and being blinded for a few hours, he was fine. I, on the other hand, had a terrible allergic reaction and got rushed to hospital. FML

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You deserved it 5 491

By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 729

You deserved it 19 960

Freakout

By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 918

You deserved it 44 881

By anonymous - 10/02/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML

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You deserved it 2 756

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:01

You seriously have never has the dye from your pants get on you before?

Travestie616 0

Monday 17 August 2009 6:40

Yeah. There is. If you're supposed to be one color and you turn another color, that usually indicates that something isn't right. That's my "I'm speaking to a two-year-old" answer for you, though I suspect you were referring to racism.

Comments

darlingpsycho317 0

Monday 17 August 2009 6:14

House episode.

twintwo 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 11:00

FYI spider bites don't turn black the same day you were bit

Cdldriver 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:36

For 67 who wrote about 67? Lmao. You stupid

oh_geeze 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 5:01

hahahaha! thanks for the laugh :)

Compass 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 15:49

Oh my God, you're turning black! Quick, you need to choose a ghetto name before you completely convert or else you'll be stuck with some white name and be made fun of. Ok, choose one (all of these may or may not be correctly spelled, to add to the ghetto-ness): Aisha Precious / Preshus Shanaynay Corneesha Shan'equa Bonquiqui Boneesha Shante Tamica That's all I could think of at the airport with my phone, so good luck.

WoolyBully 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:19

As your skin was turning black, did you feel a heightened urge to play basketball, listen to rap music, and become the President of the United States?