Coworkers, Scary and Work: Freaked out - FML

Freaked out

By Ain't going nowhere - 24/06/2015 18:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, I politely asked a coworker to stop sticking his chewed-up gum to my desk. It's now 10:57 pm and my tires are slashed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2012 05:29 - United States - Dallas

Today, my boss asked me if he could pay me in gum. Thinking he was playing around, I agreed. He wasn't playing around. FML

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Help yourself

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 22:00

Today my boss went digging through my drawer, took a pack of gum, and told me I got him the wrong flavor. He kept it anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2014 17:24 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2015 16:17 - Cyprus - Paphos

Today, a new employee started at our office. She's about 18, barely does any work, chews gum loudly, has no manners, and happens to sit right next to me. She also threatens to report me for harassment whenever I politely ask her to not bash my chair with the back of her chair. FML

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By sickofthisshit - 02/07/2016 16:43 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML

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Fanny flutters

By Crosby - 19/04/2024 09:00 - United States - Madison

Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML

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I can't help it!

By ssssssssuck a dick, boss - 18/08/2013 17:29 - United States - Kalispell

Today, my manager took me aside and angrily told me to quit fucking about with our customers. He totally refuses to believe that the slight whistling sound I keep making when I exhale is because I have a chipped tooth. FML

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By nocat6 - 15/09/2014 03:07 - United States - Northville

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

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Gummy

By speechless - 02/11/2010 17:20 - Canada

Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought I was making fun of his lisp, and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me. The boss just called me to his office. FML

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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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Pinkiss_fml 21

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:20

There must be something the management can do. Are there any cameras in the area where you're parked? Did you park in the employee parking area? Have you reported it to the police?

Cagara_fml 10

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:38

Report him to management. I am sorry OP some people are just assholes

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Cads1 24

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:25

Use the gum to patch the holes. It might work.

CommentKing207 23

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:27

The nerve of some people... Sorry OP

igg125 30

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:29

What a coincidence.

swanheart 35

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:31

Maybe you could use all that gum to seal the tear in your tyre?

blahblah005 16

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:34

sorry OP that sucks and if there are cameras at work hopefully they can catch the Douch canoe and also dumb on his part if there is

tranced_ 45

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:34

what are you going to do about it?

newzealand 28

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:35

Why is everything sensible being down voted? I feel like there's a down vote party I didn't get an invite too

CommentKing207 23

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:46

There's also a grammar party you weren't invited to, but apparently you should've been.

CommentKing207 23

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:48

Nah I'm just kidding man but I know right! It's definitely trolls, but sometimes I accidentally down vote it...

Fsvb 32

Thursday 25 June 2015 10:13

i was just wondering about the same thing... Either a lot of people dont get sarcasm and goodwil behind some comments or its just trolls.. *prepares for downvotes*

ArturoJames 13

Thursday 25 June 2015 16:43

I'm the anti-downvote party. Equal upvotes for all. Unless you're a woman, hispanic, black, or homosexual.

DivineZero 18

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:37

I'm really sorry, OP. After a day like that, you must be pretty tired.

Cagara_fml 10

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:38

Report him to management. I am sorry OP some people are just assholes

AndyPurdy 31

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:40

Wtf

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Today, I was sitting in my room while my mom was talking to my uncle. I had my door open. She said, "Yeah my son doesn't know I have his phone password. Girls nowadays are real sluts." FML

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Today, I lifted up a watermelon, not realising it had gone bad. The thing exploded like an alien giving birth. Stinking juice and rotten inside all over the kitchen. Even behind the build-in closets. It smells like rotten fruit cheese and I can't reach behind the closets. FML

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