Freakout

By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML
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ApollosMyth 22

That seems like one heated discussion.

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alonur 6

I have a great idea. Organize a party, and bring out a toast on him right in front of him. You shouldn't be yelling at hin anymore.

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josebaseball11 14

Hey, we've all screamed at inanimate objects at one time or another. It's only human.

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imbedderdenu 23

lol I have a bad habit of yelling at inanimate objects too...but apologizing That my friend is a new one! did it forgive you?

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lishajoy777 14

If the toaster answered... Op has bigger problems..

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Vitualamen 11

Toast is a serious business after all..

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redmnky21 8

I have the same problem, try lexapro it is awesome

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noobsatin 19

you need friends. if you can't find any, I have a vacuum.

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perdix 29

Maybe you ought to buy it some flowers and take it to a movie. Y'know she does have a nice, warm slot waiting for you ;). Your lonely days may be over.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Although clever, that comment made me cringe.

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perdix 29

#49, did you also hear that news story about the guy who dialed 911 because he got his dick stuck in a toaster?

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kaitlynjane 28

I was thinking the same thing. Man, I loved that movie when I was a kid!

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ILoveMyArm 15

Maybe even poptarts. Or frozen waffles.

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