Mental health, Public freakouts and Health: Freakout

Freakout

By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 288

You deserved it 9 810

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By fuck teh poleese - 12/02/2012 21:50 - United States

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 008

You deserved it 29 537

By purplexangel - 02/08/2012 17:32 - United States - Lubbock

Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 877

You deserved it 22 547

By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 284

You deserved it 16 328

By Cowgirl_Up37 - 02/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 832

You deserved it 48 062

By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 816

You deserved it 1 977

Shocking!

By Toasted - 29/04/2019 20:00

Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 860

You deserved it 2 586

By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 486

You deserved it 6 967

My home hates me

By Anonymous - 24/07/2015 02:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 251

You deserved it 4 329

By thebravelittletoaster - 20/03/2011 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 363

You deserved it 9 861

By GamingWolfy5 - 27/06/2019 06:36

Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 503

You deserved it 2 923

ApollosMyth 22

Tuesday 6 August 2013 15:58

That seems like one heated discussion.

FitForFun 11

Tuesday 6 August 2013 15:59

Man your emotional control is toast.

Comments

kaitlynjane 28

Tuesday 6 August 2013 20:10

Hey, toasters have feelings, too! Didn't you ever see the "Brave Little Toaster?"

Kelsey_709 9

Tuesday 6 August 2013 20:22

I know the feels. Doesn't mean you're crazy. You're probably just frustrated. Or maybe we're just both insane for yelling at inanimate objects. Either way, it's all good.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Tuesday 6 August 2013 20:32

Time to see a psychologist.

jmacfan1 16

Tuesday 6 August 2013 20:35

Hey it's ok. I yell at my computer sometimes

greggly123 6

Tuesday 6 August 2013 20:57

You need some serious meds

liltwistism 12

Tuesday 6 August 2013 22:41

Don't worry. I get mad at inanimate object too sometimes.

buckdharma 37

Tuesday 6 August 2013 23:30

Why do you take it out on the poor toaster when the refrigerator is the one being cold to you.

mr_jack_meoff 5

Tuesday 6 August 2013 23:47

Toasters are 12 bucks, buy you a new friend and your current toaster some competition. Seriously , I work with a guy that carries on conversations with everything that has a reflective surface. He doesn't hide it very well either.