Freaky

By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 828
You deserved it 5 007

Same thing different taste

Top comments

its going to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

A forearm sized *****? She set herself up for disappointment with that one.

Comments

piggy94 0

of course op is gunna be scared because he can't live up to a ***** the size of his forearm I don't think anybody in the world can that doesn't mean he's small. he could have a 12 incher and compared to a forearm he would still look small that applies to everyone all dudes stop sayin he's small because nobody is that big

iBurnTrees 6

yea I'm with u OP. that sounds really intimidating. hardly anybody is that endowed so don't worry. it's not the end if the world. it's not like she's gonna break up with u just bc you don't have a horse sized pecker. and if she does, **** it! you don't need to date that girl anyway if she cares that much about your junk! good luck and no worries =]

Wtfmlib 0

so your dick is the size of your forearm? I doubt that unless you have like no muscle and still i would doubt that. retard

It would be cool if she made you wear a huge strap-on ;D :D

Her flange will be like a Wizards sleeve! you won't touch the sides. move on

Next, you will find out that she also has a sizable collection of STDs.

kidwiththehair12 0

op didn't mention his age or the fact that he could be a midget... in both cases he would have tiny forearms