Freaky

By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
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rockr_chick 5

its going to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

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Smyth 3

A forearm sized *****? She set herself up for disappointment with that one.

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kyle1991 0

haha maybe you will have ta use both fists while your tryin ta bang her

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jlynntiger 0

wow new gf n ready havin sex, jeez society

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nikkired 0

I think her ex lost his watch in there,you should get a flashlight and check it out.

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karina_said 0

tell her if you wanted roast beef youd go to arby's

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randomlover 0

at least she ain't sleeping with everything that gets hard

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BikerMike 0

You may have to buy a horse to satisfy that pussy

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BikerMike 0

You may have to buy a horse to satisfy that pussy

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Mortanious 0

YDI for dating a *****. I bet her pussy lips clap when the wind blows.

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