Freaky

By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
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rockr_chick 5

its going to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

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Smyth 3

A forearm sized *****? She set herself up for disappointment with that one.

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stinkmeaner 3

^5 at extenze! Sux to be u homie hahaha

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lostprophets7000 0

Hit it as hard as you can.

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bobbyb57 0

I'm pretty sure that there is no one on earth that has a dick that big unless they have something medically wrong with them like elephantitus

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joshua7 0

you know a woman is loose when you can put both hands up there and clap

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xXAznBoiXx 0

lol she's a keeper XD klassy with a K lol

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rockhound 0

ahh, no worries mate. just roll her over and slip in the back door.

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waywick 0

don't be afraid, young grasshopper...take a deep breath and dive in - you have yourself a keeper, boy!

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justanotherbird 19

I wouldn't worry too much OP. My bf is small (smaller than my on-the-small-sized vibrator) and I still enjoy him WAY more than it. As long as you know how to use it you should have no problems!

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AngieVengeance 0

Dude...Id run from a guy with a forearm sized peen. Give birth backwards....erm..no thanks.

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