Freaky

By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
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rockr_chick 5

its going to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

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Smyth 3

A forearm sized *****? She set herself up for disappointment with that one.

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nikalb3 0

I would strap a 2x4 to my ass and give it my best shot.

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Pacman1994 0

it's all good until she jabs that monster into your ass. lawl

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packersalltheway 0

it's aight brother it ain't ur fault u got small body parts

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stn2010 0

DUDE! You have a rare opportunity to be with the freakiest chick you'll ever bed down. Do it now or regret it when you're married to a nice girl and have kids and a mortgage.

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s24pg8 0

today as me and my gf were bout to have sex after we went to a nice dinner we went to her room and she pulled out a ***** the size of my forearm and i was like my dick is lik half tht she is going to hate me

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btrfly8888 0

they meant it was the width of his forearm, not the length retard

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mackieflann 3

12 did you have to say the word floppy >.<

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