Freaky

By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States

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Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
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rockr_chick 5

its going to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

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Smyth 3

A forearm sized *****? She set herself up for disappointment with that one.

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fakkumairaifu 14

GET OVER IT OR GET OUT. We know it wasn't really that big. And hearing you obsess about your **** is boring. GET OUT.

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masked812 0

leave the bitch her vag must hang like sleeve of wizard.... u don't want anything to do with that

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lolatlifehahaha 0

you should've jumped at the opportunity to say "show me" and turn it into your first sexy encounter. who knows, she might have some exhibitionist tendencies, and that might actually turn her on so much she'd forget about your size. =P

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GlorGlorzzzz 0

woah. the first thought that popped into my mind, pinochio beig swallowed by the whale. hehe :)

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X_manda_nycole_X 0

loose ******. YUMMMMM. not.

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ThankfullyNotYou 1

It really depends how long you've been seeing her. If it's only been a couple days and she's showing you her dungeon toys. You should hit the road jack. That girl be a skankeroni. Besides, if you feel that uncomfortable already you should probably split. Nobody likes insecurity in the sack anyway.

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ken12317 7

dude easy answer when your doing it switch off the lights

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