Freaky

By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 828
You deserved it 5 007

Same thing different taste

Top comments

its going to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

A forearm sized *****? She set herself up for disappointment with that one.

Comments

scott_m319 0

It's not that simple, 57. Dong size is a debilitating psychological dilemma that can strike any man no matter how well-endowed he is. I would advise the OP to find out whether his girlfriend likes that ***** for its size, as well as whether or not she thinks that's an average size. If she answers yes, then he needs to jump ship immediately.

tallykinz 0

i dont get it..... what was it?

samyslamajamma 0

I dont know why they instantly think hes small! He could be 7 or 8 inches. My forearm is 10 or 11 inches. And feet have nothing to do with it. At all.

#130, I believe he meant in length not width. Muscle wouldn't matter in this situation.

If I were a guy, I'd be scared of that shit, too. Hell, I'm a girl and I'm scared of that shit. I've never seen a guy with a dick as long as my forearm. ******, yes. Dudes, no. And besides.... why the **** do she need something that long? Is she trying to jab herself in the lungs? Seriously. You people must have tiny ass forearms, because a normal forearm (elbow to wrist) is quite a bit longer than a penis. My guess is that she doesn't put in the whole thing. Unless she's about 6'11. Or maybe she likes black guys. Sorry. I had to do it.

XxNinjaDaytonaxX 0
ObeseInfant 0

Ask if she does anal , it'll be the biggest thing she's ever felt.