Freaky

By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States

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Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
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rockr_chick 5

its going to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

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Smyth 3

A forearm sized *****? She set herself up for disappointment with that one.

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maskedman 9

Thanks, that's me on Halloween. My girlfriend went as a giant penis and it made me feel insecure.

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Jakofalltrades18 0

don't be scared. be a man and whip it out and show her that its not size that matters.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#101 Yep! It's what you can do with it that matters.

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EvilDave 13

If I were the OP, I would be more concerned about what I would feel as opposed to what she would think about my size.

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Specterk50 0

39 is epic win lmao

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RedPillSucks 31

A 4hr hardon 3min of sex 3hrs and 57min of embarrassment.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

If she has expectations that unrealistic, then that's just ridiculous...

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athree 0

two words. penis pump!

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FYL_hardd 0

82, yes, I do. I actually tested it & it is proven fact, thank you very much.

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