Money and Anxiety: Free money glitch

Free money glitch

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I went to withdraw 200 dollars. At the ATM, I noticed a suspicious man standing really close to me. I was nervous about entering my pin number, and worried he was looking at my account information. In my panic, I got all the way home before realizing that I'd left the cash in the machine. FML

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You deserved it 83 456

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By booooo - 07/03/2011 21:38 - France

Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML

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You deserved it 41 848

By Broke - 04/12/2013 08:27 - United States - The Colony

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

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You deserved it 4 126

Cash grab

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, I spotted one of my friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbed his shoulders abruptly, and shouted in my best deep man-voice, "Give me all your money!" Turned out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 915

You deserved it 74 267

By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 198

You deserved it 27 584

By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 05:24 - France

Today, I withdrew $120 from the ATM at the hotel I'm staying at, only to have no money come out. When I talked to the concierge, who witnessed the whole thing, she said it had been happening all day and that the machine was broken. My bank says it's the hotel's problem, and the hotel says it's the bank's problem. Either way, I'm out $120. FML

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You deserved it 2 050

Dust in the wind

By Anonymous - 15/05/2021 13:59 - New Zealand

Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML

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You deserved it 219

The tautology police

By Department of Redundancy Department - 20/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, as part of my becoming an adult, my dad taught me how to use an ATM. The irrational anger I suddenly felt when he told me to "Enter your PIN number into the ATM machine" is too much to be described here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 144

You deserved it 633

By great - 20/07/2012 10:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 540

You deserved it 31 411

By Brady - 30/04/2013 16:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

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You deserved it 15 067

By I hate Walmart???? - 24/02/2014 09:36 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I went to the self-checkout line at Walmart. When I tried to pay, the cash wouldn't go in, so I stood there trying to cram money into the thing that's supposed to take your money. What I didn't realize was that there was a sign up top that said: "No Cash. Cards Only." FML

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You deserved it 41 648

Maltastic 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 9:41

Wow. Guess it worked out for him. I don't see how you could get so nervous about something.. you completely forget it. Either way, FYL.

raNDMGUy 5

Sunday 22 March 2009 10:00

lol mayb that was his plan, to freak you out into forgetting your money

Comments

geestaar 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:57

LOOOOOOOOOOL. idiot

lubby_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:59

hey gaiz, did you realize that the advertisment on the right (almost)ALWAYS matches the FML. This one is an atm, one about the swimsuit had a woman in a suit. Oh yea I also agree with #6.

dumbkid 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 17:08

#33 - that's how most ads work. they're targeted to the material on the page.

lubby_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 17:11

Yea I know, I was just posting to post. luls.

omnomnom_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 17:55

THAT HAPPENED TO ME! Except the opposite... I rushed home, realizing I'd left my DEBIT card in the machine. The cops told me scammers do this all the time.

jayfx 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 18:06

i would've just turned around and said "uhh sir? you're a little too close to me.."

noelleeeeee 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 18:24

i guess this will be the only time you hope the atm malfunctions and gives you less money than you asked for.

mudkipsan 19

Sunday 22 March 2009 18:31

#17,#19: Violence against women is very common, but a woman being attacked by a stranger is disproportionately rare. Being afraid that a man at an ATM who hasn't said a word to you is going to rape you IS irrational. If you're worried about being weaker, then get stronger or get a weapon.

omg_18 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 18:31

whattt? your card comes out after your cash does. did you just stand there for 10 seconds between the time your cash came out and your card did? YDI.

sexyReDD 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 10:04

good point.

short1 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 18:45

PIN number? ...do you realize what PIN stands for?? for those of you who do not, it stands for personal identification number. saying PIN number is redundant. learn English.