Fresh mints

By Julian - 22/12/2008 07:45 - France

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
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heynow09 0

i think it shows that you really love her that your still with her even though her breath stinks but you should just be honest with her so you can actually enjoy kissing her.

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amandaMALICE 0

hahha. I would want a guy to tell me something like that. I wouldnt care Id be like "oh shit hold on lemme buy some mints"

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gabby1995pena 4

it is? how so?

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debbielushious 6

wrong, the mouth has about 30 million bacteria so the amount getting passed back and forth through kissing is mental. on the other hand it's hot!

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dwh4574 3

Lol u should of said " well ur breath is so rank it could choke a maget off a gut wagon" she would catch the hint

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SteveTonyY 3

At least now you know what to get her for Christmas :)

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ckilla421 0

Kissing for long periods of time is disgusting. Can you imagine all the things you've licked/ swallowed/ inserted into your mouth in one day? Yes, I know, that's what she said.

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ThatGuyRory 9

Just to say, having bad breath has NOTHING to do with your teeth cleaning. Obviously it helps, but you could have sparkling teeth and drown yourself in mouthwash, but it's to do with the mucus at the back of your mouth. That's todays fun fact. :L

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shutterbug1190 14

In my humble opinion I think you should be up front with her and politely mention it. I'd want to know if I needed to freshen my breath. It's embarrassing yeah, but I'd rather my boyfriend tell me instead of suffering.

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nicky3636 5

You should have told her; or offer her a breathmint before you guys kiss

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SonicRainboom 3

Srsly, just tell her. I told my girlfriend and she was put off for a bit but understood that I would kiss her more. Also with her downstairs area, she was nasty when we first started going out; I told her such after a while and she started cleaning up more, I now go down on her all the time and we are both happier.

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