Freudian

By giantblueballsthesizeofjohnnysinscock - 19/12/2014 23:14 - United States - Colorado Springs

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Today, after six long, hard years of involuntary celibacy, I was finally about to get laid. Except it was just a dream, and in it my mom stormed in just as things got heated, called me a useless cunt, and told me to go do my chores. I guess my brain forgot I moved out years ago. FML
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dudeman1212 22

Mom's a cockblock even in your dreams. Better stock up on Vaseline, I guess

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TiiBags 15

Sometimes you don't even have your own brain on your side...

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wvcheesehead 13

A psychiatrist would have a blast with that dream.

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Llama_Face89 33

God damn...one would think you coulda paid someone by now...

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cheeeksss 29

Yes, because paying for sex is the answer to OP's problem...

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Astrum14 24

Because chicks/guys won't sleep with him. That's how involuntary.

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cas_wes 2

Yeah, I wouldn't sleep with someone who thinks he's owed sex and has mommy issues either.

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Colon_Man 17

I'm disabled in a very disgusting way (user name is a double whammy - I don't have one). I'm 37 and I've given up on sex since 7 years ago. Women wouldn't tread here if I paid them.

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xKai_Axelx 12

oh please I'm 17 and have been celibate for 17 years. It's not that hard.

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stupidface15 16

Stop posting complaints to online strangers and go dust the oven

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LennyComa 39

Cockblocked by your subconcious. Dude that's harsh. Hope you get laid soon.

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stewpididiot 11

Hehe heh.. You said Long.. & Hard.... He heh

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