Friends

By me - 10/11/2012 19:49 - United States - Bend

Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML
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AbstraktThoughts 13

Who the **** still siphons gas? God damn.

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0RedPenguin0 8

Figure out who it was, and siphon their tank 'til it's nearly empty.

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afunnyterdcody 5

You do know that the remains of a gas tank are all the debris right?

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perdix 29

OK, the distance, d, from your house to the rocks is at most 1/3 of the range of your dad's car (range = mpg x tank capacity). The maximum is the case where your friend sucked out exactly half of the gas. (If he sucked out more, d would be greater.) Without siphoning, the OP would have made returned home with 1/3 of a tank remaining. With the theft, he ran out of gas halfway home. Now, where's my motherfrackin' scholarship?!?!

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lilhellian 26

You are the first person on here to impress me like this.

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free2speak 14

I'm impressed but in practical circumstances, he/she would've had to had at least enough gas to get him/her home if they hadn't been able to siphon the gas, just in case. So, not sure how practical that application is.

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ballettillidie 8

You forgot to carry the 1

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winkydog4056 16

Whoever is paying $ 3.20 or so a gallon, I will think of you everytime I fill up for $ 4.25 a gallon......

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lilhellian 26

Thank you I feel special. I would appreciate if you will not have ninjas appear on my neighbours roof tho.

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BulldogHoops 14

37- That FML does not tie into this in any way.

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lilhellian 26

79 It's a reference. I assume he is not happy that he pays that while I pay what I pay. So he might be annoyed to send ninjas after me like that. So i was asking him not to do it.

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BlowinChronic 18

How could you a) Be gone so long that you don't notice someone stealing your gas or b) not notice that someone hasn't been with the group for a long time...

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lilhellian 26

I'm sure it has nothing to do with him focusing on climbing and not dieing.

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TurquoiseJesus 15

Well, unless the method for taking gas from a car has changed significantly over the years, I don't think it takes all that long. So the friend could say he had to go to the rest room, steal the gas, then come back In explaining he was gone so long cause Tacobell upset his stomach.

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ICastillo 24

Your friend is one shiesty ****** stealing gas now a days is like stealing gold. Man you better make him fill your dads car back up.

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lilhellian 26

Shitty* And only difference is an ounce of gold is more then a gallon of gas will ever reach.

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ICastillo 24

Na I meant shiesty and I know its a big difference, it was just a joke saying how gas is very expensive now a days.

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lonx805 1

In my town in California the prices went up to $4.65 a gallon -.-

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devandanae 11

In parts if Oklahoma it's 3.15 right now

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KiddNYC1O 20

Good for you. No, really, good for you.

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clueless05 12

Who needs enemies with friends like that?

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rlTlk 13

Was it just you and them no one else around?

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PhishloverA 14

If your dad believes you, then you get the lecture about how people like that aren't your friends, which you seem to know since you put 'friends' in quotation marks. So if your dad starts to lecture you just be like "Dad, I know. Look how I wrote it on FML" and then you show this post to him

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