Friends?

By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 843
You deserved it 12 359
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ChurchofFagenism 0

500 Facebook Friends is not the same as actual friends...

112 1
DrConstantine 0

Oh no, not Facebook! If you let Facebook judge your life, you should let a shotgun decide your future.

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fmljw 2

looks like you have 63 less friends than you thought...

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Anonymiz 4

Looks like you're down to 437. (Apologies, fmljw, I posted and then read your comment. Didn't mean to copy.)

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oogyboogy 6

Did it take you like 5 minutes to do that?

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plexico 3

Most people look at your Facebook page with the same kind of sick fascination we have with looking at car wrecks. In order to be one of those lucky/unlucky motorists to get the privilege to examine the carnage, Facebook rubberneckers have to agree to be your "friend." They just want to know if you are going to set the record for most consecutive days of celibate masturbation.

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benzel22 2

I hate you Dan, nobody likes you. Eespecially teh internets peeplz. Get a life.

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nofrillz 0

yea it's not the same as real friends. most of the time people that get added don't know who's the adder is so they just accept anyway. just search a random name and add them 9/10 times people will accept.

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youaresofucked 0

thats why i only add my FRIENDS. Not friends of friends. or friends of friends of friends. Or MUTUAL friends. or people that vagualy recall me being in their maths class at high school. it so true tho. Fbook can be a life-****** if u let it.,

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Jimboom 11

Nobody likes you because all you do is sit on facebook everyday and without it you don't have an identity. Your just another faceless moron in a sea of sheeple. Get a life then people might actually like you... Though it's not hopeful. YDI byatch!!!!!

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jchansfan 0

That was weak. You know nothing about him, why talk like you know every detail of his life... Hating on random people on FML is lamer than Facebook. So you lose! :P

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