Friends?

By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
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ChurchofFagenism 0

500 Facebook Friends is not the same as actual friends...

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DrConstantine 0

Oh no, not Facebook! If you let Facebook judge your life, you should let a shotgun decide your future.

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black_barbie10 0

lol she was just kidding! i say shit like that to my friends all the time and they say it to me XD "no one loves you" "you have no friends" just be like "thanks" and keep moving XD

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Calaura9 0

What a hater your "friend" was. I'll be your facebook friend look up my username minus 9. There are only 2 of us!

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himynameisadam 0

YDI for not being able to take an OBVIOUS joke.

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deaditegirl 0

YDI for having 500 Facebook "friends." And for taking Facebook so seriously.

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gingermo 0

nobody likes you, everybody hates you. go and eat worms XD

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kremit 1

more friends you have on facebook = less friends you have in real life

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RatIsKing 0

lol that is hilarious. the most "like"s I've ever seen is 9

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m9lc 0

I don't know why there are all these people that are saying that people with 500 Facebook friends must just have that many because they're desperate and add people that they don't know... some people (like myself) went to a big high school, participated in a lot of extracirriculars, had siblings, and then went to college That makes it quite easy to make 500 friends. True, I have some friends that I don't actually know and am too nice to reject their friend requests in case it's my fault for not remembering them, but that probably amounts to less than 40 or so of them. But, when you, for instance, spend 4 years in a 300-member marching band, you meet and become friends with a lot of people. And to the original FML poster, if they actually didn't like you, they wouldn't be doing that, unless you know the most confrontational and blunt people on the planet.

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