Friends?

By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 843
You deserved it 12 359
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ChurchofFagenism 0

500 Facebook Friends is not the same as actual friends...

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DrConstantine 0

Oh no, not Facebook! If you let Facebook judge your life, you should let a shotgun decide your future.

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tfulgione 0

Well, its reached the point now where whenever I hear the word 'facebook' it causes an involuntary angry twitch

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sovereign_fml 0

Only a douche would care about how many facebook friends they have. YDI.

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giganticbrain 0

It seems that many of today's problems can be summed up in a single statement: "**** Facebook"

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lovinmylife 0

This is why you shouldnt have 500 friends q:

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SecsNoises 6

This is why I don't facebook, people act like complete douches on it :S

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aq2004 0

If 24 people liked your "friend's" status, the problem may be YOU. I'm just sayin'...

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kellster 2

#107, you're dyslexic. It was 42, not 24. Just saying. Dan, sounds like you're a bit of an asshole! Might want to do a little thinking there...

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