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By CatOwner - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML
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pwincessa23 1

hahaha wtf?! this is hilarious though! I'd probably play along or tell him they're Jewish or something.

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MrFlintstone 5

ops dad: I comand u to believe cat: meow?!?! ops dad: believe or you'll be damned cat: meow!!! (running away) ops dad: you can't run from god!!!!!!!!!

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lizabeth131 0

my cat is atheist, will your dad convert mine too??

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AliSama 17

I thought chrisitans did not believe that animals had souls?

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metalhead5564 0

I'm a Christian. We do believe that animals have souls!

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sadkiddie 0

in the bible at Numbers 31:28, Revelation 16:3, and Leviticus 24:18 it talks about animals being 'souls' =P

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jazzyjada10 6

I'm a Christian and yes animals have souls *all dogs go to heaven*

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AmberBri 8

Nowhere in the Bible does it say that dogs go to Heaven.

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caity1419 0

No where in the Bible does it say they dont.

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staypon 0

74, you're just saying that cause you don't have a dog.

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TheCountess 4

I used to be under the same impression, though I guess it's still up for debate, since I've met Christians who hold both beliefs on the matter of animal souls.

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demoon_fml 7

they do not have souls. they were put on this earth for food and work

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Epsilonyx 15

No, we don't believe animals have souls. Man was made in God's image, not animals.

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letmeloveyou 0

only a few hundred years ago the church got together to debate if women have souls.

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OkayImSorry 0

Any "Christian" that tells you other wise has never read their book. They say that animals are for food and work. Which is incorrect. All creatures are equal since god is non existent.

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ReynshineCutting 10

It varies from person to person. My sister in law doesn't believe they have souls but I do. When you look into a dog's eyes, they can't NOT have souls. Besides, it wouldn't be heaven without our best friends!

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knocking 0

I agree. I believe they have souls. Heaven is supposed to be a place of happiness and joy, right? Well if there weren't any animals I know I wouldn't be very happy. If there is a heaven and I get to it, my pets better damn be there or else I'm leaving.

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anndiwhite 0

in what version because I can't find that?

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steveakafranxy 7

#157 omfg how did this turn into a religious debate?

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

I think 70 was referring to the animated movie.

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jeover 0

If you've truly read our book you would never say God is non-existant. Have a blessed life.

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bobbymullet 11

man I wish my dad was that cool.

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TheNewGuy03 28

so it proves that not only all dogs, but all cats also go to heaven. |the kid|

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jessiejess020 0

I can has bible?

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alfool 0

put a kippah on them and see his reaction

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shutterbug1190 14

How does one convert cats to Christianity? do they drink holy water instead of regular water? Seriously though, how does that work? I'm kind of intrigued. I'm glad your dad has strong faith, even if that is a tiny bit odd. To each their own though :)

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icecreammintz 0

nice tattoo if that is u

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jazzyjada10 6

if we see op's cat in heaven, then it worked

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metalhead5564 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Your dad is just a little bit strange... XD

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