Gagging for it

By Noname - 28/01/2009 20:18 - United States

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Today, it's the sixth anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML
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tincan 0

I'm 22, virgin, and friggin' proud of it. =P

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chaching1357 0

Who gives a shit?

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hbgoddard 0

I need more information! Is this the 6th year anniversary? 6 months? 6 weeks? 6 days even? I hope it's not 6 hours you *****.

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mae93 2

anniversary means yearly, how can it be six hours. i really do despair sometimes.

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TheChanel 0

FYL. go get a hooker, seriously, you've earned it

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littlericht 2

R u a hooker? Cuz if so ur bang tidy! Mwah x

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laxmonkey1440 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha today marks the 24 hour anaversary since i had sex sucks to be u

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ash6617 7

At least OP can spell, you 11 year old twat.

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PeekDaSneaks 0

3 step process to overcoming your predicament. 1. gather $50 2. go down to the track and find a bitch 3. pay the bitch to ****

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sweetheart91 0

I'll **** you, even if it has to be girl and girl ;)

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ieatcanteloupe 7

Hahaha someones down!

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hahafmls 8

And you're proud of that?

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anormalperson 25

Oh look, nobody cares.

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megitts 0

mabie it's cause you call it intercourse

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mockingjay_fml 0

it doesn't really matter .. just go out there & enjoy life with friends and family . and sooner or later you'll find a spouse .

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