Cute and Kids: Genius

Genius

By ohno - 13/07/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied, "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

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Today, I was babysitting for a new family. The youngest said, "Wow! You have huge nostrils!" She noticed my offended look and pushed her nose up like a pig's, saying, "It’s okay! Now I do too!" FML

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That's awkward

By Dannotmann - 04/05/2021 22:01

Today, I took my wife and our 6 year-old son to a company party. Sometimes I take my son to work with me, so he knows my coworkers. One of them walked over and introduces herself to my wife, and my son says, "Yeah, they go to into the bathroom together all the time during break!"’ Thanks, son. FML

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By Wraith - 06/11/2013 17:27 - Canada - Holland Landing

Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML

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Gross

By Anonyme - 26/06/2015 00:40 - France - Géanges

Today, our 8-month-old son had a big cold and his nose was blocked. I couldn't find the baby nose pump in it's usual place, so I went to ask my husband. He had it in his hand, and was using to decorate the cake that was going to be served to tonight's guests, my parents. FML

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By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

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By Bailey - 05/04/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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Goldmining

By Anonymous - 22/09/2021 08:00

Today, about a minute after telling my son not to pick his nose, he caught me picking mine. This has led to a cascade of, "Why should I follow dad's rules when even dad doesn’t follow dad rules?" He now questions everything I tell him, and is breaking every rule in the book to make his point. FML

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By jamjamy - 26/12/2008 04:53 - France

Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML

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Caught in 4K

By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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YacL 15

Wednesday 13 July 2011 12:07

Suddenly, it all makes sense.

krez 20

Wednesday 13 July 2011 12:05

I guess you didn't know that already? Your kid is smart!

Comments

Scrts 3

Wednesday 13 July 2011 14:23

You totally deserved it! Who would go to the dinner with CEO bringing 3 and 4 year children?! Only a dumbass.

mjninety 9

Wednesday 13 July 2011 15:21

The op said they were invited. Maybe the CEOs had kids too?

perdix 29

Wednesday 13 July 2011 14:41

Now you can ask for a raise so you can afford to hire a babysitter when you go to business meals.

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Wednesday 13 July 2011 14:49

Come on, people. Lighten up; it's just a kid being a kid, you have probably all embarrassed your parents as a child, so don't be so jaded. Personally, I find OP's child funny, not FML-worthy.

HoMachine 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 14:58

haha I lol-ed, their really cute :) don't think this is a fml

Senior29 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 15:04

the world makes sense again!

jaipie 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 15:09

kids will be kids

mzkris26 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 15:11

that is actually pretty funny, kids say the darnest things

mjninety 9

Wednesday 13 July 2011 15:18

new hair cut $25 new suit $350 making an everlasting impression on your boss? priceless.

pashdyla 9

Wednesday 13 July 2011 15:20

OMFG your kids a genius. lmao

FlonkertonChamp 6

Wednesday 13 July 2011 15:22

honestly, if the CEO invited the kids to come to dinner, they probably don't have too many issues about the gross things kids say & do. your boss probably thought it was funny.