Work: Geography

Geography

By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 22:47 - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my boss that in some parts of the world, it's currently winter, due to the different hemispheres. He scoffed, accused me of "making shit up," and said that if I took him for a fool again, I'd be looking for a new job. FML

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By Hatilic_ - 14/06/2019 20:00

Today, my idiot of a boss yelled at me because it's physically impossible for me to be in two places at the same time, and that I'm not a magician. He didn't understand that. FML

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By johnnyfuckfacer - 18/10/2012 19:40 - Canada - Concord

Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversely impacting morale". FML

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By naas1201 - 28/11/2020 05:02 - China

Today, I'm working in China and I had to explain to my boss that no, it's not okay to not pay me for 3 months. FML

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By *cough* *cough* you're a dickface - 27/06/2015 05:48 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, I have the flu, so I called my boss to let him know I couldn't come in today. He told me to think my "lies" through better, and claimed that you can only get the flu during winter. So I guess I'm faking my pale skin, short breath, runny nose, and constant sneezing. FML

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By what did i marry - 25/05/2018 12:00 - United States - Memphis

Today, I had to explain to my husband that the Earth is not flat. He didn’t believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 20:00

Today, I had to explain to a coworker that even though, yes, I’m Polish and, yes, my family’s from Poland, that, no, we’re not from The North Pole. We’re not from Antarctica either. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2012 17:35 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boss asked me if I had any special plans for Christmas. After I told him I was planning a trip to Canada, he snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at the office." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 17:42

Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 17:19 - United States - Washington

Today, I had to deal with yet another day of people looking at my name tag and saying "You know nothing, John Snow." with a shit-eating grin, like they're the wittiest people alive. Then I had to deal with my boss telling me to lighten up, because it's "just a joke". FML

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By corey - 28/02/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML

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Sunday 15 July 2012 2:08

I bet he Googled it when he went back to his office/desk.

JaykeXD 9

Sunday 15 July 2012 2:07

It's bosses like this that make me lose some faith in corporate America...

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mandaabananaa 4

Sunday 15 July 2012 3:07

Oh god I'm so sorry. That guy is a dumb ass.

whyisitincapital 25

Sunday 15 July 2012 3:15

Tell him that in here in the Southern Hemisphere we celebrate Christmas in summer. That really ought to blow his mind.

AznSamoan52 10

Sunday 15 July 2012 3:24

What confuses me is how DID your boss become a BOSS with that level of intellect? O_O

animal50199 10

Sunday 15 July 2012 3:24

Hey look at the bright side OP you still have a job! But with your "smart ass mouth" as your boss put it you'll be joining many other unemployed people.

outoftown 26

Sunday 15 July 2012 3:24

Sorry, OP. At least you got a great FML out of it.

Inediblepeaches 15

Sunday 15 July 2012 3:25

Get out while you still can!!! It isn't worth it having a retard for a boss. Hell, McDonald's workers are smarter than that. Just quit your job now!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 15 July 2012 3:32

Being in charge doesn't mean you're intelligent. But it sounds like you're Boss has a fragile ego. He'll take any criticism as a challenge to his authority. Tread lightly around this guy he only likes sycophants. I suggest changing jobs as soon as its permissible cause this guy will stagnate your growth.

stache67 2

Sunday 15 July 2012 3:33

That boss needs to become a geography teacher!

ironwords 8

Sunday 15 July 2012 3:36

That's wrong. Everyone knows the earth is a square based pyramid.

osm1989_fml 6

Sunday 15 July 2012 3:44

My supervisor proudly exclaimed to me that her "artist" daughters informed her that mixing black and white paints together will make grey... as if this was knowledge only acquired through being an artist... She teaches three year olds... I worry for them...