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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 08:35 - Malaysia

Today, while in heavy traffic on the highway, a motorcyclist managed to t-bone my car. He picked himself up, glanced at the side of my car, and quickly drove off, all in the space of a few seconds. I just got an expensive paint job on this thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 08:00 - United States - Nashville

Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML

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You deserved it 1 020

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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You deserved it 204

By lumacsp - 08/10/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

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You deserved it 52 425

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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You deserved it 2 193

Idiots on bikes

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 18:50 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

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You deserved it 2 331

By youfuckingslut - 11/11/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML

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You deserved it 3 375

By hatesgravity - 02/09/2010 11:40 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

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You deserved it 25 618

BIKES

By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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You deserved it 43 977

By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 01:11 - Canada

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

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You deserved it 3 759

By Anonymous - 25/09/2018 07:00 - United States - Conroe

Today, I'm recovering from a bad motorcycle crash that could have cost me my life. A truck pulled out in front of me while going 60. Luckily I only have a broken arm and a fractured sternum. I was just notified by my attorney that the guy at fault has no insurance or assets to his name. FML

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You deserved it 236

DocBastard 38

Monday 19 September 2011 16:40

I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. Motorcyclists are idiots. SHIT!

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 19 September 2011 16:16

Usually in those situations you call the police.

Comments

xfyre 11

Monday 19 September 2011 16:55

he was probably admiring your new expensive paint job!

AngelLove251987 0

Monday 19 September 2011 16:55

It's kind of hard to believe

Prodro 0

Monday 19 September 2011 17:03

I love how all you assholes pick apart this FML like you were there, who is to say he didn't call the police immediately.

Iknoweverything 29

Monday 19 September 2011 17:37

Not to mention, it all happened in a matter of seconds. Even if he did call the police, my guess is he wouldn't have had a lot of information.

stoneywoney 3

Tuesday 20 September 2011 4:37

Yeah, and Im sure if he called the police, or had insurance he would totally put it on FML. Who's the smart one now.

Btreasure 8

Monday 19 September 2011 17:04

Maybe next time you'll get a cheap paint job and donate the rest of the money to charity.

vibeplayer1112 0

Monday 19 September 2011 21:38

Why would people dislike this? He is saying donate to charity. How is that bad?

Btreasure 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 2:51

Haha I'm a she, but yeah why are you guys disliking this?

perdix 29

Monday 19 September 2011 17:34

Just suck it up and fix the damage yourself with spackle and Wite-out. Feel lucky that you are not in the US, where the motorcyclist would sue your ass for being in his way. Since his legal team will be Hell's Angels, you'll settle for a very unfair amount.

Snookie85 19

Monday 19 September 2011 18:55

Bye bye paint job

inpuredeceit 14

Monday 19 September 2011 18:55

In all honesty, the motorcyclist is lucky to not be hurt. If he hit the car hard enough to do that much damage, he very likely could have wound up in a coma. Yeah, he should have been more responsible, but be thankful he's alive.