Embarrassing, Alcohol, Drunk and Miscellaneous: Get back here! - FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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You deserved it 2 765

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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You deserved it 4 855

By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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You deserved it 2 777

By Vince - 09/12/2011 19:38 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML

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You deserved it 3 238

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By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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You deserved it 125

By Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

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By hannahlorraine - 25/11/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

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You deserved it 2 809

By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 878

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Top comments

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 12 February 2010 16:15

"If you see a man or woman running down the street at full speed completely naked and in terror, run with that person because you have no idea what is coming from the other direction."

Gidget772001 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:01

she's crazy!!!

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missmandylove 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:19

crazy biotch! fyl sorry you have a crazy mom!!!!

ZombieBunnies 0

Friday 12 February 2010 22:33

hey! she's a crazy bitch but she ***** so good I'm on top of it!

AngryNinja 1

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:40

and i dream of doin' her all night, scratches all down my back keep me right on.. buckcherry reference, win.

jnrockstar10 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:23

I want proof pictures.................................on second thought never mind your mom could be fat and ugly.

ColdGold 6

Friday 12 February 2010 16:23

I imagine it was tempting just to drive home without her.

daydreamstar 7

Friday 12 February 2010 16:23

lol @ 13 BUT SERIOUSLY.. TIME FOR REHAB AND THERAPY...--stupid caps lock >

CallMeHush 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:23

Incestinteruptus?

Zwingend 15

Friday 12 February 2010 16:33

I would like to have a detailed list of what ever she had been drinking.... After reading this FML I realized that I really need to take my drunken debauchery to the next level.

st0n333d 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:34

I can say this: 1) Your mom knows how to party. 2) She puts on a good show. 3) Your life sucks for haveing to chase your mom. While she is naked... Embarrisment mental scarring = FYL sir

st0n333d 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:37

Gotta love mods when they take out a that is supposed to seprate the last part.

Sirin_fml 46

Friday 12 February 2010 16:43

We didn't take out anything. HTML code is stripped automatically.

Peroxide 3

Friday 12 February 2010 16:47

It was sucked into a micro black hole cause by the LHC. Everyone quick! Put on your tin foil hats. Shit is about to go down!

st0n333d 0

Friday 12 February 2010 17:46

@26: I did not know that.... Well still she DOES know how to party :D

DreamerofWorlds 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:43

I voted FYL, because that seriously sucks, but you should have called the cops to come deal with it if she was freaking out that much.

eeeeeeee 5

Friday 12 February 2010 16:44

How attractive is your mother?

ZombieBunnies 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:47

Your mom sounds like the type of woman I wanna party with! Gimme dose digits, yo!!

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