Thief and Transportation: Get back here!

Get back here!

By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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By Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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By Aaron Lewis - 07/07/2012 05:01 - United States - Topeka

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

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By touched - 10/02/2009 11:30 - Philippines

Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML

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By lily - 23/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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By robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 13:58 - United States

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

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By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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By OrangeTree12 - 04/04/2009 06:05 - Canada

Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML

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p0kegeek 4

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:31

Look on the bright side. If he uses your credit cards, you can meet up with him when he's arrested.

Lisimal 7

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:28

The acts of seduction...

Comments

blankslate 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:17

I proceeded to leave a comment. I could just say; I left a comment. Although I think this sucks-you getting pick pocketed by a charming dude and all, these stories of stolen wallets and what-not on busses and other public places is becoming pretty tired.

runwest07 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:22

It doesn't take a lot of effort to not use the word "proceed" in a FML. Just say this: "Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML" Putting in "proceeds" is just adding unnecessary words. Just write to the point. Otherwise this is probably one of the better written FMLs I've seen in a while.

jerseystreetking 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:29

Maybe he was looking for your I.D. to find out your name...

thebaddest25 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:37

damn thats harshhh

lowcapacityx 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:42

Remember how he looks?

123_asdfghjkl 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:49

You made yourself look like an ass. People like you are hilarious.

jSOPURE 3

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:56

Swooped! Sorry. :(

livngood_fosho 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 5:01

where was that boy reachin?? and why are you guys spending time writing hate comments over one word?? well i guess i should be involved... i hate proceeders!! haha