Get down!

By miss Suzanne - 14/09/2010 21:46 - United States

Today, I got a brand new couch. My husband told me to keep our puppy off of it so we could keep it nice. She jumped on it, and as I picked her up to put her back on the floor, her claws dragged across it and ripped two of the cushions. FML
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WiseGuy79 14

It ripped through the fabric?? Is your pup a damn wolverine? lol

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epic_phail 0

did anyone else realize that her husband TOLD her what to do? either she is alot younger then him or he's abusive

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twocents 0

#192, telling someone what to do is not abuse. I don't know what pamphlet you read that in, but no. And lady, YDI for not trimming your dog's nails and letting a stupid dog run your house and do whatever it wants. Hello - training? Why would you buy a new couch with a badly behaved dog in the house?

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Helloweentonite 0

LOL 184, maybe I'll just keep pulling... that's a definite stupid blond moment...do I hear a sammich being made??? OP, still your fault... who buys a couch with an untrained puppy in the house? Did you expect the couch to throw it off when you saw the claws digging in? I'm pretty sure everyone has a groomer in a one mile radius of their house...NAILS CUT!!!

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skyeyez9 24

171: Or just be a nice guy towards your gf/wife and you won't have to be so paranoid and wonder if she slipped a massive amount of ex-lax or arsenic in your dinner.

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rinzy 3

either you bought a cheap ass couch or you need to seriously clip your dogs nails

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poppetsauce 4

You deserve this for being a jackass. 1) it's called grooming, LOOK INTO IT. There is NO reason for your dog's nails to be sharp enough to TEAR furniture material. 2) You do not grab a dogs ass and DRAG HIM off of new furniture! Are you ******* retarded?!?! PICKING HIM UP would mean his nails were no longer touching the couch, hence, no tearing. So you ****** up. Deal with it dumbass

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ging287 3

YDI. The reason Why is simple If you are not ready for some things to be destroyed. Then, You are not ready for a puppy. Take Him Back or be prepared for the next furniture rip. BTW Picking him up qualifys as lifting him not dragging him.

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