Get me out of here

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my psycho stepmother and I got into an argument, and she started to get physical. After calling the police, and a cop showing up at the door, he took her side because she said it was "discipline". I'm a 29 year-old man. FML
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marinus_fml 19

You're never too old to be disciplined. Now get back to your naughty corner.

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sabrinalmfaoo 0

little harsh there, don't ya think?

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mandywaffles 0

NO where in this fml does the op say that he still lives with his step mother. Stop assuming things.

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kingtz 6

#64, I don't think we're talking about the same type of "waffles".

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SheFailsDaily 0

move out and tell ur dad ur not comin back till she's gone.

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khaya 9

Are you sure your freaky role playing didn't go too far this time.

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not_funny_at_all 3

The cop was an idiot for taking her side. Abuse is abuse no matter what fancy word you decide to call it.

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Iknoweverything 29

And walking away before things get physical is walking away before things get physical no matter how you word it. My guess is they were in it for a bit before she lost enough of her temper to get abusive.

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latest 0

Lol get a life and your own house loser

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latest 0

I cant believe you still live at your parents house

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lalalalalalalala_fml 0

24- Where in the FML does it say he doesn't have his own house..?

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bowhunter7701 0

LOL. Your life sucks. Did she spank you?

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Felicci 0

YDI for living in the same house

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sailorzoe 14

Yeah, you are 29 years old. And she is a woman. WTF did you expect?

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Cops, psycho stepmothers and discipline? Sounds like a BDSM plot!

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