Get me out of here

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my psycho stepmother and I got into an argument, and she started to get physical. After calling the police, and a cop showing up at the door, he took her side because she said it was "discipline". I'm a 29 year-old man. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 987
You deserved it 5 342

Top comments

You're never too old to be disciplined. Now get back to your naughty corner.

Comments

tigerarmychic 3
almira_fml 5

well "discipline" doesn't allow physical assault anyways...did u explain that to officer???

Well, actually using "a reasonable amount of physical force" to discipline your child is not a crime. But yeah if OP was really hurt it would be considered domestic abuse. However, I think that as a 29 man, some adult resolution could have been found.

420smoke420 3

was the "psycho" stepmom trying to make you move out cause your 29 and that's why you had the argument?

you cant take your step mom and your 29? you must be week!

ditzy1992 5

besides go school and learn your grammar while your at it, because it's weak...

grammar nazis like you get beyond annoying. so stfu

He didn't even say he lived with her. Stop making comments about moving out. You should have just left to begin with.

SpectSelf 0

I thought all you guys have on Canada are mounties with red coats on horses and funny hats instead of police? did he haul you off to jail hog tied to a horse? lol

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

I thought all you guys had in the US was childhood obesity and mobile homes? Don't shit on other countries, the Internet is not 'America Only'

SpectSelf 0

it's a joke relax. I love Canada. I've been there before.

the diff in his comment and your his sounded like a joke and he wasn't making fun of anything to make anyone look bad. you on the other hand decided to take it a step further and call US fat and childish. so why don't you not shit on other countries and get over yourself.

I'm sorry I stand corrected: fat and mobile homes.. which is worse.

SpectSelf 0

maybe my joke wasn't that funny. but thanks for having my back.

Iknoweverything 29

You know, if Canadians didn't go off the deep end when someone makes a joke, it'd be less fun to make fun of them. I just don't understand why most of them are so sensitive about it, it's just another country in the world. (That also has fat people and trailer homes, might I add. Or is Tim Horton's a health food place?)

fortgarrison 1

******* stepmothers man, mine has been treating me like shit since i was 4, cant do shit about it, my dad always takes her side no clue why

29 year old boy if you still live with your parents.. Why call the cops on her anyway? Was she holding a gun to your head? No? So you're just a whiny brat?