Embarrassing, Dogs and Animals: Get me out

Get me out

By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 20:58 - United Kingdom - Duns

Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML

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dylanger16 19

Wednesday 20 May 2015 11:45

Why did you put your whole body into the crate to pet the dog?

hotshot0185 15

Wednesday 20 May 2015 11:45

You would have done the same to them if it had been the other way around.

Comments

BlackIrish21 7

Wednesday 20 May 2015 16:20

pics or it didn't happen

benjamn 24

Wednesday 20 May 2015 16:41

Of course they wanted pictures of the silly predicament their "Special child" had gotten into.

starlandmarie 22

Wednesday 20 May 2015 16:46

I'd like to see those pictures.

Saraishi 24

Wednesday 20 May 2015 16:59

I never understood why people with dogs keep crates/cages for them inside the house. Why trap your friend, if not a four-legged family member, in a tiny space inside their home?

Ziggy122 15

Wednesday 20 May 2015 17:29

Crates are like a "den" to most dogs. Just a spot to eat or sleep/chill out in (or be out of the way while the humans are cleaning the house). They're not locked in there all the time. It's just like a little bedroom for them.

S_Gnu 17

Wednesday 20 May 2015 17:49

Yeah, some people definitely crate their dogs unnecessarily, but I've known some who just have a crate with the door left permanently open, which their dogs really enjoy.

Zebediabolical 39

Wednesday 20 May 2015 17:58

Now you know how the dog feels when you close the door.

weekly77 11

Wednesday 20 May 2015 18:51

I love how you had to use the word stroke

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 20 May 2015 19:05

I'm preeeeetty sure that if a dog wanted scratches, he'd get up and move to you.

kitty809 11

Wednesday 20 May 2015 19:44

I probably would have taken pictures and laughed too.

Queen_of_Night 20

Wednesday 20 May 2015 19:44

Ok, I own a dog, I own a dog crate and I own a dog carrier (some people use carriers as crates but I have both for different reasons). I have no idea how you could lock yourself in accidentally.