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I thought the same thing, it's 5 minutes in so the phone should be off? Unless the OP is using the aircraft's Internet, some have it, but then the two either side would see it. Clarify OP!
OP could have a privacy screen on the computer or catching wifi on a smartphone from the plane.
Some planes have wifi
That doesn't come on 5 minutes into the flight whilst still taxiing.
Ewwww. That's so nasty when people clip their toenails next to you. People are so impolite.
Haha, oh the weird fetish's people have;)
Looks aren't everything. You can meet a girl, who is the most drop dead gorgeous girl that you have ever met in your life, and they could be the biggest bitch on planet earth. Then what do you have going for you? A pretty face doesn't mean anything.
That's great 44:) and 45, I wasn't talking to you only, I know you were kidding. I was just saying.
Nah, don't stereotype. Not all pretty girls are bitchy. I know a ton of pretty girls that are nice as can be.
Agreed 34. :)
well everybody says they prefer personality but would any of you date a morbidly obese man/woman with a bad eye, that can't walk right and has acne all across his/her body because they have a good personality? if so you have my respect.
great point. loving someone is not to be discriminated upon looks race or religion yet the person they truly are.
i agree
loving and dating are two completely diferent things (excuse my spelling, still learning)
Internet on the plane =D
******* hell fyl fyl fyl ask if there are any empty seats
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haha that sucks.. well its not a plane ride withoit being next to people with annoying habbits! and nail clipper?? pretty sure thats not allowed.. thats a way to get rid of at least one of them
lmao wow I read fmls daily ur always in the comments
Unless the lady has hundreds of toes, that part of the nightmare should end pretty soon. On the other hand, it should take some hours for the cheese to generate sone farts that smell like the innermost circle of Hell. That's going to be some classic gas.
good idea, OP just way it out for the toenail thing to be over. then, wait about 1 hour after the dude ate his cheese then go chill in the bathroom for a while. cause it takes about 45 min to digest food.
I feel bad for you
I don't see how people say you deserved this! that sucks ass! :/ sorry
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Fart in your hand and sniff it. If that doesn't scare them away, start talking about how you need to take a monster shit but the bathrooms are occupied. Then suggest taking a shit in the vomit bag and make it look like you're about to actually do it.
You should totally creep them out for doing that. Just stick your hand down your pants and jack off.