Love and Gamers: Get out of the way

Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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By mybfthecrossdresser - 20/01/2015 15:08 - Australia - Scarborough

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 10 February 2019 12:03

I'm sure if he'd stood in front of you naked and started helicoptering his dick around while you're trying to do one of your hobbies, you'd be pissed off with zero self awareness whatsoever, no?

Mr_Mole 24

Sunday 10 February 2019 13:01

What you mean is you wanted attention and thought his interests of little importance. Would you like it if you were watching a film and he started twerking in front of the TV?

Comments

Callyn 47

Sunday 10 February 2019 21:18

Did you think about maybe asking him if he wanted to have sex? Much nicer and less distracting. Just because you were horny doesn't mean that he was.

VenomMouth 2

Sunday 10 February 2019 22:56

when you ask you girlfriend to smash and she doesn't bring a controller

buymevickis92 26

Monday 11 February 2019 0:57

He could be complimenting you by saying you’re a distraction in a good way to gamers. Lol but who knows with men.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 11 February 2019 5:24

As a gamer of 30 years, I can say that, based on current wireless controller technology, my nightmare is having the battery pack die while I'm in the middle of something, and realizing I forgot to charge the back-up, as well.

BabaSvoloch 8

Monday 11 February 2019 8:00

ask to play with his joystick and see if he throws you out of the house

zuckerburg 21

Monday 11 February 2019 13:31

YOU CANT PAUSE FORTNITE!!!!!!! GEEZAS!!!!

WHSKitty4ever 23

Monday 11 February 2019 14:38

Don’t mess with a significant other who’s gaming! Lol. Sorry, OP.

ravengypsey79 4

Tuesday 12 February 2019 2:32

Time to find a new man

ravengypsey79 4

Tuesday 12 February 2019 2:37

For dudes that think ladies don’t need sex... there’s a woman to show her how it’s done. Women need it just as much. And I know the secrets to take her from you permanently. So you might wanna take a look at what you got.

ravengypsey79 4

Tuesday 12 February 2019 2:42

Are the gamers serious? You’d rather finish your game than have actual human sexual interaction?

Callyn 47

Tuesday 12 February 2019 3:53

Not everyone is in the mood for sex at all times. Sometimes I want to play a game, sometimes I want to read a book, sometimes I want to watch TV, sometimes I want to have sex. Sometimes, I'm up for sex but I would rather finish my match before I go have it. Communication is key, barging in and going 'Screw me NOW' is rude no matter what.