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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 17:24 - Germany - Würzburg

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML

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By Leave me alone, bitch!!! - 20/11/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML

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By cul8erqtpie20 - 03/01/2012 16:35 - United States

Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML

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By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 22:24 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

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Why mother, why?

By Gee, thanks mom - 15/02/2022 14:00

Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML

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Clutter

By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 11:38 - Australia

Today, my mum is convinced I'm a hoarder. While I was out of the house, she went through my room and threw out stuff I "don't need." This included $500 worth of textbooks, a flash drive with crucial work on it, and my phone charger. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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Overreacting mom striked again

By Im homeless - 06/02/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

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Come back

By Anonymous - 01/11/2021 01:59

Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML

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By Deadcat101 - 10/07/2012 23:26 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML

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FrozenMusic 26

Sunday 10 August 2014 20:40

Wow I'm sorry that your mom's a bitch

flashback.miss 28

Sunday 10 August 2014 20:40

report them to the police. Choosing a new boyfriend over her son, disgusting.

Comments

lorianistheman89 1

Sunday 10 August 2014 21:45

Sorry OP but your mom sucks. FYL

mariekitty 21

Sunday 10 August 2014 21:56

honestly just call the police and tell them it was stolen (which technically it was) and they'll both be arrested

Gabnacious 7

Sunday 10 August 2014 21:59

Don't want until they charge something to your card, call before they do. If you call before, they'll be able to deny the card and possibly do something at the store. If they charge it before you report it, then that's not going to be removed unless charges are brought up against them for credit card theft.

natp1982 2

Sunday 10 August 2014 22:03

call the police, explain the situation and maybe they can escort you inside the house to get your ssn, paper, and whatever else you need.

randomkat820 8

Sunday 10 August 2014 22:06

in what universe do you deserve this. good luck OP, hope things pick up x

RastaZebra 8

Sunday 10 August 2014 22:55

Call 911 now!

jennakat01 7

Sunday 10 August 2014 23:07

I would definitely call the cops. Even if she's your mom she doesn't have the right to steal, yes STEAL, your wallet, passport, or whatever else she took. I just hope she doesn't have your PIN number.

cartedor 18

Sunday 10 August 2014 23:26

Call the cops, sue her and then get enough dough to set yourself free

askullnamedbilly 33

Sunday 10 August 2014 23:31

Uhhh... OP's German, not American. We don't have the option of suing people for outrageous sums of money unless something major has happened. Most he can hope for is money for the damages done to his property when it was thrown on the lawn and a criminal charge for his mother for the theft of his wallet. If he's underage, the authorities will get involved. We don't like to sue people over here unless it's absolutely necessary.