Kids, Relatable, Awkward and Parents: Get out

Get out

By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 17:24 - Germany - Würzburg

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML

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You deserved it 3 245

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By Leave me alone, bitch!!! - 20/11/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML

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By cul8erqtpie20 - 03/01/2012 16:35 - United States

Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 729

By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 22:24 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

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You deserved it 2 017

Why mother, why?

By Gee, thanks mom - 15/02/2022 14:00

Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML

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You deserved it 92

Clutter

By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 11:38 - Australia

Today, my mum is convinced I'm a hoarder. While I was out of the house, she went through my room and threw out stuff I "don't need." This included $500 worth of textbooks, a flash drive with crucial work on it, and my phone charger. FML

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You deserved it 3 082

By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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You deserved it 633

Overreacting mom striked again

By Im homeless - 06/02/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

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You deserved it 314

Come back

By Anonymous - 01/11/2021 01:59

Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML

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You deserved it 2 690

By Deadcat101 - 10/07/2012 23:26 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML

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You deserved it 1 940

FrozenMusic 26

Sunday 10 August 2014 20:40

Wow I'm sorry that your mom's a bitch

flashback.miss 28

Sunday 10 August 2014 20:40

report them to the police. Choosing a new boyfriend over her son, disgusting.

Comments

jamieann1214 4

Monday 11 August 2014 4:30

I don't know where to see ops age but it's likely they are old enough to be out on their own without being emancipated. When I was younger I only knew one person with a credit card and it was her mothers. I could be wrong though

honeymoonroyale 20

Monday 11 August 2014 4:31

Jesus Christ, what kind of mother is that? Hopefully karma catches up to her.

ofmiceandmya 16

Monday 11 August 2014 4:35

Agreed #3 report them. That's awful OP I'm terribly sorry that happened to you

stancy_fml 6

Monday 11 August 2014 4:36

Sounds illegal.

fmlrulesBolt 14

Monday 11 August 2014 4:43

Unbelievable no script can match it

fuckedPriceless 17

Monday 11 August 2014 5:04

You'd be surprised how many 12 year-olds run around with their own credit cards these days

AquaManatee 8

Monday 11 August 2014 5:47

Moms a Bitch

AquaManatee 8

Monday 11 August 2014 5:49

Since you are old enough to be kicked out just call the police to get your stuff back

Witchylady 17

Monday 11 August 2014 5:50

What a horrible woman. I hope you are ok. Did you get your wallet and passport back.

Britt125 16

Monday 11 August 2014 6:06

Call the police to try and get them back, but also report the credit card stolen to whoever it's through if you haven't already, so that it can't be used. Sorry that happened to you, it's awful when parents treat their children this way.