Geyser

By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
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TC1_fml 0

Why would you take a shower after every time you throw up...? FYL, but the actions themselves make no sense.

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capricaz 0

WHy would you take a shower after every time you throw up? If you're that sick, you barely have energy to run to the toilet and then back to your bed, let alone stand in the shower. YDI, but honestly sounds like crap to me.

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Kiwi_Splash 0

Ouch... That must have been the most disgusting moment of your life... Sorry, I need to laugh. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Kay, hope you feel better :)

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ashole1990 10

YDI for wasting water

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touchableturtle 0

sorry, gonna have to say YDI for taking a shower after every time you threw up. it's unnecessary. maybe if you threw up just once, and knew you'd throw up only that one time, it'd be warranted, but if you're constantly throwing up you should know better. besides, if you throw up properly you shouldn't even really get dirty at all.

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Nothingness1 3

YDI for taking a shower every time you puke. -.- You shouldn't do that if you vomit properly, unless you shit or piss yourself every time you puke. You're really wasting water though. =/

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iFruit 0

Why couldn't you wait until after you were done puking to shower? If you kept puking continuously, why not wait until you thought you were done? Also, you could have just puked in the shower. Unless your puke was really chunky (gross, I know) it would have gone down the drain. And unless you puked all over yourself, there was no need to shower, just to wash your hands and brush your teeth, maybe wash your face as well. YTDI, but FYL.

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xSceneSceneBabyx 0

you could have tossed your cookies in the shower then washed it down the drain. it's all going in the same place. but FYL that threw up so much. I hate that feeling.

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testing_fml 0

Why not just throw up in the shower? You could just wash it down the drain and wash yourself off again.

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