Geyser

By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 621
You deserved it 11 135

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Why would you take a shower after every time you throw up...? FYL, but the actions themselves make no sense.

WHy would you take a shower after every time you throw up? If you're that sick, you barely have energy to run to the toilet and then back to your bed, let alone stand in the shower. YDI, but honestly sounds like crap to me.

Comments

ghostgirll 0

wow unless you somehow puke all over yourself each time, why the **** would you need to take a shower every time you puke?

omgwtflolz 0

YDI. why would you even take a shower EVERY SINGLE TIME after you throw up? did you get it all over yourself or something? you're an idiot.

I like all these comments about wasting water. self righteous eviro fags. anyfuck. ever hear of keeping a pot handy to throw up in? you must have some sort of OCD to take a shower each time you vomit. also YDI for not letting loose in the shower.

RideOorDiee 0

Wtf did you have the ***** too??? Kuz i see no reason to keep takin showers!!! Unless your a real germaphobi or somethin butt idk i think yo ass had the ***** and aint tellin no one!!!!

to all the environmentalists worried about wasting water: please forgo your own water use so that the rest of us logical, and reasonable human beings can use it as much as we want and as much of it as we want. you can have your opinion, but you have no right to enforce it on others. so if you're so concerned with water usage, then maybe you're also concerned about energy! so how about you cut all the heating and cooling to your house? how about you cut all the plumbing? how about you cut off the electricity? if you want to return to the stone age you go ahead, but i like my technology, advancement, and industry thank you very much.

#111 wins forever. So true. Stfu environmentalist hippies.

why would you shower after EVERY time you throw up when you're constantly throwing up all day?? i mean once you feel better after a while is fine so you dont smell but thats ridiculous. its your own fault you slipped.

l33tm0nk3y 0

I'm gonna say YDI for being such a germophobe. Seriously, you don't need to take a shower after every time you throw up.

if you don't throw up on yourself you won't have to clean yourself every time and throw up in the shower stupid it all goes to the same place