Love, Marriage and Awkward: GHOSTS!

GHOSTS!

By fml_anon - 19/03/2016 08:33 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to spend a depressingly long time convincing my 29-year-old husband that our house isn't haunted and that the door slammed shut because it was windy outside. I repeat, "29-year-old husband" and "haunted". It's like I'm married to a child. FML

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You deserved it 4 259

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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By Boo - 14/07/2011 08:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 23:19 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

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By gottapee - 26/04/2011 23:11 - United States

Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML

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Supernatural

By rongo12 - 11/05/2012 21:41

Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 23:56 - Canada

Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML

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You deserved it 42 077

Spooooooooky

By Anonymous - 23/09/2012 00:37 - United States - San Angelo

Today, after months of believing my house is haunted, and years of being scared of the dark, I finally had to admit to myself that the only way I can go to the bathroom in the middle of the night is if my cat follows me and sits outside the door. I'm 23. FML

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Time flies by

By Anonymous - 18/02/2021 16:59

Today, long after ten years ago when I answered the door to someone asking if my mummy and daddy were home, and I was 24 and it was my house, I just now got asked if my 30 year-old sister was my daughter. Time has not been kind to me. FML

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Spooky!

By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 16:22 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my dad was fixing my wardrobe and pushed too hard, causing stuff to fall from the top shelves. I saw it happen with my own eyes, but he's dead-set convinced that it was some kind of poltergeist fucking with him, and now he doesn't want me to go in my room. FML

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By mr_flarpin - 22/08/2012 00:37 - United States - Stoneham

Today, I got stumped by a childproof door. Twice. FML

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elladonald 17

Sunday 20 March 2016 6:27

You could have just gone along with it and made him even more scared

may14th 26

Sunday 20 March 2016 6:31

To be fair, that's also what they blame it on in scary movies.

Comments

CandyApple88 13

Sunday 20 March 2016 23:35

OP married him. You knew what he was like and still married him anyway. Think of him as practice for any children you will have.

brenton490 19

Sunday 20 March 2016 23:51

None believers always die first...

Urpoppy 21

Monday 21 March 2016 3:35

Was he really much brighter before you married him?!

wordygirl 11

Monday 21 March 2016 3:38

Ghosts are indeed real! After living in our house for 14 years of no ghosts, we did a major remodel of said 160 year old house. The craziness that followed had us put the house for sale. Running upstairs and slamming doors. We had no children and that was just the beginning. Sorry I never believed either till we woke one up.

aussiedancer 6

Monday 21 March 2016 4:24

You know some people have real fears of this stuff.....

Bebbo_fml 21

Monday 21 March 2016 4:31

Casper was only hoping to make new friends.

GeminiGalaxies 13

Monday 21 March 2016 4:43

Nah mate, your shit is haunted

Tannasgh 22

Monday 21 March 2016 6:04

Perhaps Mulder and Scully could give him a good smack upside the head...

brelee21 8

Monday 21 March 2016 7:55

I don't think it's appropriate to call your husband a child just because he's scared of hauntings. A lot of people are scared of hauntings that are adults not only children.

yellowzinnias 20

Monday 21 March 2016 9:47

I am agnostic and consider myself a supreme skeptic. That being said, I lived for a year with a ghost in my old place, and I could see her as plainly as I can see the keys on my keyboard at this moment. I'm 32. I don't think it's appropriate to ridicule your husband.