Give us a cig, mate

By Jbs4lf - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Belgium

Today, I got punched in the face by a drunk dude because I wouldn't give him any cigarettes. I don't smoke. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 055
You deserved it 2 768
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Top comments

Mforce 8

Wow... Whoever said YDI is a jerk. Apparently they deserved to get punched in the face for not basically sucking on cancer.

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Comments

cheesypies 6

Good on you for not smoking. You didn't deserve that.

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fwoodgirl12 0

Wow..drunks are retarded lol

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stevenJB 25

Ciggarrettes and achohol are no-no's!!!

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moop256 10

Hey if I couldn't have my usual glass of scotch and Cuban cigar at the end of the day I would kick a puppy...

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moop256 10

Therapy, like honest work is for the down trodden and weak

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moop256 10

If I'm going to pay someone too make me feel better we are not going to be talking ;)

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downtime 12

59, I thought you would have figured out by the second comment that this person was joking.

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moop256 10

I did realize but I thought ehhh just go with it

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ninjuh_wingman 29

He figured that since you didnt give him a light he'd knock out yours.

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moop256 10

The best form of justice for this situation would be to ram a lit cigar up the jerks asshole :D

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phantom55_fml 7

wow that sucks, on the bright side, your lungs are healthy. see i dont smoke but i do dip and damn its funny whatchin a drunk try to dip

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heyred 11

That's no excuse - get him some!! Lol

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