Give us a cig, mate

By Jbs4lf - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Belgium

Today, I got punched in the face by a drunk dude because I wouldn't give him any cigarettes. I don't smoke. FML
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Top comments

Mforce 8

Wow... Whoever said YDI is a jerk. Apparently they deserved to get punched in the face for not basically sucking on cancer.

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Comments

Epsilonyx 15

Get cigarettes, find/drug the man, then tie him up and stuff the lit cigarettes into his mouth until he chokes. Then, with his last dying breath, let him know that... *puts on sunglasses* "Smoking kills."

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FeroniaMoonscyth 2

^ Full of WIN.

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mamasait 1

that's common and shame on you for failing to avert a punch from a drunk.

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cocodecoeur 12

Don't be sad OP, at least you would not have some shitty cancer in the future !!

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jaredofmo 22

"Can I get a cigarette?" "I don't smoke." "Yeah, you do. *cough/gasp/wheeze*" "Hear how easily I breathe?" *POW!* Is that how it went?

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fuzz97 23

My friend got stabbed in the face once by some kid because he didn't have any smokes. Count yourself lucky.

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capnbzarr 43

If he was drunk and you were sober, you should have been able to kick his ass (unless he was The Drunken Master).

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