Give us a cig, mate

By Jbs4lf - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Belgium

Today, I got punched in the face by a drunk dude because I wouldn't give him any cigarettes. I don't smoke. FML
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Top comments

Mforce 8

Wow... Whoever said YDI is a jerk. Apparently they deserved to get punched in the face for not basically sucking on cancer.

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kickuwithmyfist 1

Start smoking ...

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TenWastdBunnies 3

wouldn't make much sense to fight back either haha

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KingHumboldt707 0

so why didn't you punch him back? isn't that what men so when attacked is fight back. pretty sure that's survival

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chels1994 11

But hey, it's good that you're not a smoker (in my opinion)

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ninjacapo 2

Who hit ydi? The way i read it, a drunk guy walked up, asked for squares, op said "i dont have any" and the drunk suckerpunched op.

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Ever_16 8

I did, his life isn't over so he should just suck it up.

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chels1994 11

then again, 92% of the things on here aren't something to hate your life over :-

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brick_man33 14

cheer up ,OP the cigarettes will be his demise.

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brick_man33 14

go to belgium for the waffles, stay for the concussions.

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dansco 24

Time to start smoking?! I hate it when that happens! Hope you either hit them back or called the police...

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