Farts, YouTube and Geek: Gonna need that channel name

Gonna need that channel name

By alyssac11 - 25/05/2010 04:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML

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You deserved it 4 263

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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You deserved it 3 625

By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 340

You deserved it 4 026

By wtfiswrongwithher - 07/05/2011 13:56 - Australia

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

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You deserved it 7 512

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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You deserved it 715

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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You deserved it 13 979

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML

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You deserved it 4 468

How to start a failed YouTube channel

By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend blew half of the money we'd saved for a vacation on a fancy new camera. His reasoning? "Loads of YouTubers are quitting YouTube, there's money to be made." FML

I agree, your life sucks 522

You deserved it 88

By MaHalKiTa - 23/07/2011 07:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML

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You deserved it 4 684

By Anonymous - 26/04/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if it would echo. It wasn’t a fart. FML

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You deserved it 398

close_2_the_edge 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:08

I don't know how people like that get girlfriends in the first place.

misstamz 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:13

be glad he's not secretly catching your farts to put up

Comments

hausofgaga 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 18:03

@19 whats so bad about being a devoted gaga fan?

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Monday 26 September 2011 3:24

The fact that most of us can't decide on it's gender.

Seabeast1000 4

Tuesday 25 May 2010 18:32

I record my farts on my phone! so then I don't have ppl askin to use my phone! :)

Erindub 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 18:52

Yeah well OP I discovered a video on there of my boyfriend getting naked at work

I_love_BOAD 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 18:55

What's his channel?

Alpha35 4

Tuesday 25 May 2010 20:04

Yup definetly a weirdo and how your his girlfriend is beyond me

Tukami 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 20:12

I saw that channel reviewed on equals three another you tube channel you should check it out reply to me if you find it

spoke1396 4

Tuesday 25 May 2010 21:34

big deal he has a fart fetish imprase it and fart

Lythiaren 8

Tuesday 25 May 2010 21:52

Wait, that guy has a girlfriend?

FMyEverythin 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 23:23

Oh my god... I saw that guy on Ray William Johnson's show! XD

tygerarmy 35

Tuesday 25 May 2010 23:58

Stop bitching. You should ask to co-star in a vid with him.

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Today, I tried to talk to my teenage son about healthy masculinity. He said, "Yeah Mom, I know. Lift weights and eat red meat and fish. Can I go?" Not what I meant at all. FML

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Today, I was on the webcam with my boyfriend. I could see that he was on the couch, and alone, so I took off my shirt and smiled, waiting to see his reaction. He smiled at me but then kept looking in another direction. I playfully asked "What's so distracting?" His answer: "History Channel". FML

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Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML

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Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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Today, I realized my mom is a big hypocrite for telling me sex is wrong and sinful outside marriage, because I just worked out from their marriage certificate my mom must have been pregnant with me in college, and I was born after they’d only been married for four weeks. FML

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Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML

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Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML

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