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Good boy

By TrainedBF - 12/09/2009 12:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied, "They worked on you." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2021 18:01

Today, it seemed like my new boyfriend worked wonders training my puppy. Now she listens, doesn’t bark and doesn’t chew everything to bits anymore. I was very impressed, until my boyfriend told me beating a dog until it behaves works every time. My dog isn’t trained; she’s too terrified to move. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By misTreated - 30/05/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, I was spelling T-R-E-A-T to my fiancé so that the dog wouldn't understand what I was talking about. Turns out, neither could my fiancé. FML

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By mykhael - 21/08/2013 18:58 - United States - Opelousas

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML

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Fetch!

By Anonymous - 07/04/2020 17:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were throwing a toy for his dog. He threw it, and I turned my head in that direction, looking for almost a minute before realizing he didn't actually throw it. He's still amused because, "even the dog was smart enough not to fall for that." FML

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You had to ask

By Bryan - 30/09/2020 17:01 - United States

Today, I was working out with my trainer. A question popped up in my mind, so I asked if she had to deal with fat people a lot. She then responded, "I'm working with you, aren't I?" FML

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You deserved it 1 475

Argument ender

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was arguing with my girlfriend when my dog brought me a squeaky toy and tried shoving it into my hand so I could throw it for him. Out of habit, I grabbed it, but then it squeaked every time I tried to make a serious point. FML

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By btg - 06/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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Alexa, play "Meat Is Murder" by The Smiths

By meat is meat - 07/10/2019 02:07

Today, my girlfriend went on yet another long-winded rant about how dogs are family and should be treated as such, whilst stuffing her face with ribs. I asked her what the difference was between a dog and the pile of pig parts on her plate. Her only response was to call me a monster and dump me. FML

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Great friends

By Need new friends - 18/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, my "friends" showed me a video of them pranking my arachnophobic coworker with a fake toy spider. She cried. I told them very bluntly that they're horrible people and owe her an apology. They responded by getting their mean ass dog to antagonize me. I'm afraid of dogs. FML

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mathsponge 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 16:31

GahhahahhHhHa I luv ur gf... Ydi for calling a dog stupid

F___M__L 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 16:17

lmfao nice

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thyaftermath 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 16:16

FIRST MOTHERFUCKERS YEASH!!!!

thyaftermath 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 19:05

awh you ******* bitches why did you do that to my comment? ; (

Kaplowitz 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 19:06

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwlHVPbYyDc

sayyestothedress 24

Sunday 6 July 2014 14:39

What was the comment?

peoc 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 16:16

Ive seen a similar FML with 'super nanny' ... Also, please tell the person above me to go drown in a well somewhere, after being castrated with a hammer :)

xMooMoox 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:20

Yeah exactly, I call fake How did this even get moderated?

F___M__L 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 16:17

lmfao nice

teqifsha 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 16:19

this is exactly like the other one

quiddity 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 16:20

It's just a joke. (:

M13LO 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 16:28

all men are dogs..

Bluestrike48 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 16:36

Oo. Somebody has never gotten laid!

Finnboghi 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 17:53

Not consensually. And I agree with nuttinick - a stripper's tricks would work even better.

ehon82 3

Saturday 12 September 2009 16:29

Oh burn! Joke or not that's funny!

plexico 3

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:46

Oh, KaySL, Don't put yourself down. You're so damned sexy, we didn't get to the midget ****, you made me "**** in My Pants." Maybe next time at least one of us will be able to take off some of our clothes. Please stop being so hot ;)