Dogs, Allergies and Animals: Good boy

Good boy

By achoo - 27/04/2009 12:52 - United States

Today, I brought back the puppy I adopted for my family. I spent months doing all the research on puppy care with two young children, and at least five hundred dollars for the dog, the supplies, toys… the whole lot. Turns out everyone's allergic to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 14:00

Today, I splurged thousands of dollars on the breed of dog that I've loved since I was a kid from a reputable breeder. He is allergic to all food except the 24lb food for $70 and has sensitivities galore, including a seizure from a shot. I've spent $5,000 in vet bills in the first week. FML

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By DroopyDog - 27/12/2009 08:48 - Netherlands

Today, I got a puppy. I just found out I can't bring it on the family trip. To save me the trouble of finding a friend to take her in, my mum handed her back to the pound. FML

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By *sneeze* - 29/11/2018 12:00

Today, it's my wife's birthday. Since I had work, I gave her $200 to spend on herself and left. When I came back with dinner and the movie she wanted, I found her with a dog. She is very attached to him because the shelter was going to put him down. I love him, but I'm allergic to dogs. FML

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Blocked and reported

By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 13:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I had to call social services after a couple once again brought their baby in with severe allergic reactions. His allergy? The family dog. These idiots would rather let their kid die than get rid of the stupid mutt. FML

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Cough up

By anbrown6 - 12/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML

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By annabellebyebye - 16/08/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML

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Puppies > Kids

By Anonymous - 09/06/2023 10:00

Today, my husband bought me a puppy. When my daughter got home I showed her the puppy, but all she said was, “Eww, I am not cleaning it or walking it.” She’ll make a fantastic mother one day, I’m sure of it. FML

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By Haze - 24/11/2015 03:25 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my parents finally fulfilled my childhood dream and got a puppy, after years of me nagging at them. The only downside is that I no longer live at home and he's not mine. FML

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It's a doggy dog world

By RoommateWanted - 10/09/2013 21:02 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML

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xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Monday 27 April 2009 21:16

So... I don't get it. I have a cat that my family's allergic to.

arstef90 5

Monday 27 April 2009 23:03

Man, you people are haters. I'm sure nothing's ever slipped y'all's minds before. I understand why the OP forgot: if he or she's not allergic to anything, then checking for allergies wouldn't have crossed his or her mind. That really sucks about the dog.

Comments

ryguy997 0

Friday 5 March 2010 7:00

wow #40 creepy person much.

Nagem1891 1

Monday 15 March 2010 19:45

to the OP, you can get hypoallergenic breeds that don't shed nor give anyone allergies. Also, there are allergy meds you can purchase. :D

chili_is_good 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 13:43

whoo new Hampshire!

IndigoFuckYou 9

Wednesday 27 April 2011 2:54

**** your dog's life, dude.

TudorPangal 2

Tuesday 13 September 2011 6:24

Great, now you can get a pet that doesn't ruin everything. A cat!

leahk1785 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 15:20

Don't say you "adopted" her when you actually bought her. Adopting is getting from a shelter where you save a life instead of supporting trashy puppy mills.

fogrunner 13

Wednesday 26 October 2011 14:34

I know of at least one dog shelter that requires adopters to pay about 500 euros per dog. That includes transport, spaying and such. Maybe it also keeps people from getting pets on a whim. :) Thanks for trying, OP. Hope she finds another home!

sarah56195 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 3:06

I accidentally clicked ydi. Heh. But that sucks. Zyrtec ? Or allergy shots. I get those weekly. Sorry ):

apocalyptica_fml 9

Sunday 3 June 2012 5:50

You can actually out grow pet allergies if you have a pet that you are allergic to. I used to be allergic to dogs then my parents got a dog and now I can be around them no problem. My mom and I used to be severely allergic to cats, we now own a Maine Coon and aren't bothered by her. Pet allergies are just things that you need to allow your body to get used to unless they are so severe that it's painful to be around that specific animal.