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You worded that so weird... just thought I would let you know that...

I don't care, I'm german, sick, have fever and I'm not willing to think about that kind of stuff...As long as you can read it, it's fine with me XD

Not bad gespaken...

It wasn't badly worded; I read it just fine. :/

Why is being German on the list of excuses? haha..

I think you sound like an awesome german version of Yoda! Im sick too.

That 70's Show. i saw what you did there

I was going to ask if her father was by chance named Red. ;)

OMG, Laurie has spoken! That makes this even better because did she not marry Fez?? Oh, this is great.

Why did I get thumbs down? Laurie was the only Foreman child that got married, and she married Fez so he could have a green card. I don't seriously think that Laurie posted this FML. That's just nuts.

You stole what I was gonna say! The dad sounds exactly like Red. XD

lol....yea, I love pillowpants!!!

24- At least it's only Pillowpants and not Lister Fiend, too.

33. Having lister fiend would be a blessing... I could probably enjoy sporting events without doing yard work or hearing about how I never listen.

haha Clerks!

Pwaha! I know, right?

Maybe they don't want kids?

A lot of people are afraid of the side-effects of the pill, or the various things they put inside a woman's ******/uterus. Condoms tend to be pretty effective against spermies, and don't have uncomfortable/terrible/fatal side-effects.. Just less pleasurable sex, lol.

Let's all agree that anal solves everything. except the cleaning up the coffee table part.

wow, was just about to ask this question! hmm...

I've been married 4 years and we still use condoms! Not taking any chances.. It's personal preference really. Still OP, I'd say both fyl and ydi. If my dad was in the kitchen and there were condoms on the table I'd try to discreetly hide them. Probably not by moving an object in front of them.. that's just a tad obvious don't you think?

I said the same thing to myself. I'm never using a condom once I'm married.

yeah I mean I understand not wanting kids yet, I won't want kids right away when I'm married.. but I just use the pill lol.. I guess whatever birth control method floats your boat haha

43 i love reading your comments they are always so mature and you don't judge people, by for you are one of my favorite fml ppl :)...an to everyone else who is like wow still using condoms I mean big deal he is having sex, so what should it matter if he is still getting some.

Why does 89 need to grow up? One of the perks about being in a monogamous relationship means no worries about STDs. As long as precautions are being taken against pregnancy if no kids are wanted than there is no reason for condoms.

#89 needs to grow up because it's not his choice alone if he'll use condoms or not once he's married. The type of birth control to use is actually the couple's choice, not just the man's. Like Danny pointed out a few posts up, some people are afraid of the side-effects of the pill or other hormonal contraception and they don't want to have to use a diaphragm or a cervical cap. So, it's something that the couple has to discuss, you can't just decide that by yourself.

My husband and I have been married for 8 years and we use condoms. It isn't about STD's or anything. We've tried other methods of birth control, they just weren't for us, so condoms it is.

But... with condoms, the man doesn't really feel much. My life would be over if I had to use condoms in a marriage! (Unfortunately, I haven't had sex in half a decade, so that's purely hypothetical...) I am sure the "side effects" of other means of contraception can be researched and a compromise found.

The problem is that many men feel entitled to decide what birth control method should be used. Some women can't use any type of hormonal contraception, and the process of fitting other barrier methods, can be painful or uncomfortable. Still after research and trying out other methods, there's still the chance that condoms will be the most practical method to use. See what kmarrs said, she tried other methods and they decided to use condoms. A marriage is the union of two people, not one, both should have a say on which birth control method to use.

#183 how about if you don't want to be bothered with wearing condoms cause you 'dont feel much' you invent a form of birth control that is solely the responsibility of the male? you don't like condoms then you can remember to take a pill everyday and deal with the side effects. or how about you invent something that you have to insert into your penis to catch all of the semen. that seems like a good idea too. i mean you expect the woman to just do all of those things because you don't want to wear a condom right?