Food: Good job

Good job

By An. - 11/01/2021 15:01 - United States - Denver

Today, after a really bad day, I just wanted to order DoorDash. When my food came, I saw my burger had tomatoes in it, despite requesting no tomatoes. I’m deathly allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 08:01

Today, I ordered DoorDash to my home. I sat outside waiting for it, starving, when my husband came out, laughing at me. The DoorDasher had called, I'd accidently sent it to my work. FML

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Taste from hell

By I’m so sorry - 17/12/2022 00:00

Today, I ordered lunch from DoorDash. I was surprised by how good the dish was, and went back on to rate the dish, and sent it. Without realizing, my phone autocorrected my review to “it looks the way hell tastes”. I don’t even know what I tried to say. I hope they don’t spit in my food next time. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2019 14:30

Today, for the third time this month, my family ridiculed me for being picky for ordering a burger without lettuce. They know I'm allergic. FML

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People suck

By why - 02/05/2016 20:08 - United States - Beachwood

Today, the family I was serving had ordered calamari and when I brought out the food, they started yelling at me because apparently their daughter was allergic to it. Just why would you order it then? FML

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Trip Advisor says no

By crazycatwaiter - 22/06/2020 23:06

Today, I was so excited that my favorite local spot reopened, I couldn’t wait to go there for lunch. Unfortunately, my waiter’s shirt was so caked with thick smelly cat hair, it sent me into an immediate allergy attack. Not only did I not get to eat my food, the manager refused to give me a refund. FML

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By hatemebeforetheyevenhatch - 24/02/2015 00:08 - United Kingdom - Clydebank

Today, I ordered Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg, quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise, they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. FML

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Mixup

By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 23:00

Today, I had to Doordash lunch, due to an important work meeting in another timezone running incredibly long. I was trying to play it cool but I was starving. Finally, I get the notification that the food had been dropped off. I looked at the picture: it was delivered to my house instead of my office. FML

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By Hungryman - 15/01/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML

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Bad day

By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 02:04 - United States - White Plains

Today, I woke up feeling like I was on top of the world, until I got to work and I was demoted. Then I ordered Uber Eats for lunch, the driver was late and gave me the wrong meal. The worst part was when I got home and was dumped by my girlfriend via text. FML

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Ewwwwww

By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 08:00 - United States

Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML

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Regis Bent 12

Monday 11 January 2021 23:31

That sucks. Call back the restaurant if you haven't already and tell them what happened, usually you can get a new meal sent over free

Wadlaen 23

Monday 11 January 2021 23:48

Oh, that's bad!😮 Also, I'm wondering who pushes the 'You deserved it'-button on FMLs like this?🤔

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Regis Bent 12

Monday 11 January 2021 23:31

That sucks. Call back the restaurant if you haven't already and tell them what happened, usually you can get a new meal sent over free

Wadlaen 23

Monday 11 January 2021 23:48

Oh, that's bad!😮 Also, I'm wondering who pushes the 'You deserved it'-button on FMLs like this?🤔

tc201002 11

Tuesday 12 January 2021 1:20

I’m wondering the same thing

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 January 2021 1:27

Maybe if you tipped better, they wouldn't try to kill you.

alex_jaguara 32

Tuesday 12 January 2021 7:36

Ah, Murica. you pay for the service while paying for the same service and employers aren't responsible to pay their workers livable wages.

sarahcroy20 12

Tuesday 12 January 2021 5:56

So take them off.

Nhayaa 21

Tuesday 12 January 2021 6:37

Tomatoes are juicy so it's too late, it's already all over the other ingredients.

weeping_willow 25

Tuesday 12 January 2021 7:01

Oh you’re allergic to peanuts but got a pb&j sandwich? Just scrape the peanut butter off! Stupid

ghostinflames 13

Tuesday 12 January 2021 8:55

I'd have to agree with weeping willow. Tomatoes leave their mark on the sandwich just like pb or jam. Best give the sandwich to someone who isn't allergic.

Shaunna Burtle 2

Tuesday 12 January 2021 20:18

the tomatoes have juices that seep into everything....taking them off doesn't even work for someone who just doesn't like the taste, much less someone who is ALLERGIC