Good news!

By CaseyFpC85 - 11/09/2011 15:13 - United States

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 461
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Same thing different taste

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Britttx26 0

I don't wanna break it to u, but ur not the father...... It's chipotle

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cjzolo2 5
Chris20003 17

Lol, I actually think that's kind of funny :P But, I think that would be funny if you guys were maybe really close and had gotten to know each other really well. When you're still trying to get to know each other and it's only been a few weeks... Kind of a red flag that maybe she's even worse than that when she is comfortable with someone.

It just means that she is comfortable around you. It's not a huge deal. Girls poop and fart and burp all the time.

That's actually kind of funny. She's a keeper OP. ;)