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Good omens, etc.

By scoold - 21/12/2014 22:02 - United States - Dover

Today, my boss sent me a link on how to write a good resignation letter. FML

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By sad face - 24/11/2012 11:54 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handed in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopied and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML

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By Sonic - 29/03/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss left a lovely invitation to her wedding on my desk. I plan on resigning during our meeting later today. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 03/11/2014 18:03 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I told my boss I'm going to quit, after months of being abused, doing meaningless work, and working late every day. I was soon given so many new projects that I didn't even have time to write my resignation letter. FML

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By mrmarshall - 17/05/2019 05:44

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 13:23 - Canada

Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the office. I sent her an e-mail full of my ideas. Later, my boss sent me a reply, saying, "Here's what head office thinks of your ideas." It contained a list of insults upper management made about me. FML

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By fird - 25/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML

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By ksa - 04/08/2015 19:06 - Poland - Katowice

Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 10:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2012 08:50 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, my boss gave me a new assignment at work: go online and look for my own replacement, then interview him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2016 11:51 - Belgium

Today, my boss refused my resignation and acted like nothing had happened. FML

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superrocket19 17

Monday 22 December 2014 6:38

That's really rude, you should send him a reply telling him "how to not be such an asshole"

Killz268 18

Monday 22 December 2014 6:38

better than being fired, right?

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gerardwhy 21

Monday 22 December 2014 7:48

Send him a link on how not to be an asshole, then gracefully resign.

Jasim 17

Monday 22 December 2014 8:00

Maybe you should send him a link of how to man the hell up and talk to you if he's got a problem! No I'm kidding that won't end up good. You should probably ask him/her about it.

Exodiafinder687 58

Monday 22 December 2014 8:54

He's trying to tell you something. I'm not sure what, but I know it's something. Maybe he's hitting on you. :/

tranced_ 45

Monday 22 December 2014 9:54

Good thing he didn't sent you dirty messages. .

paolino_fml 18

Monday 22 December 2014 10:12

Send him a link about how to stick it up his ass

Micheal23 19

Monday 22 December 2014 10:55

Maybe he's hinting at something

engineerosaurus 26

Monday 22 December 2014 11:40

No shit, really?!

vikky538 28

Monday 22 December 2014 14:26

send him link " 20 different ways to quit the job "

Parvati48 15

Monday 22 December 2014 14:27

Don't do it OP, make him fire you so you can get unemployment!

IWishIWasObama 12

Monday 22 December 2014 15:19

oof! that really does suck! sorry that happened.

leNada 17

Monday 22 December 2014 15:38

Hint received

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